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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Apr 17, 2015.

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  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Do you drink it? Cafetiere? Instant? Proper stuff?

    Or are you a woman or a gay and drink tea?

    Or one of those weirdos who doesn't drink either?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 17, 2015
  2. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Coffee is for ****s and *****s.

    That is well documented by scientists.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Apr 17, 2015
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I have a Cafetiere in work because I like my coffee like my women, dark and bitter.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ^^^

    Drinks Earl Gray. With milk.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Lady Grey more than likely.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 17, 2015
  6. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    *Grey

    Ignoramus.
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't know. I'm not a ****y old **** who drinks piss flavoured tea.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 17, 2015
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    I'm one of those weirdos as you categorise unfairly IMO, chilled cabbage water stirred briskly with a sprig of rosemary, followed by a bare chested dash about the grounds is my early morning ritual, no manufactured solutions for me
     
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  9. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    How do you know it tastes like piss then Tarquin?
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I just take salt in my Cabbage water <ok>
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Cause I tried it once and thought "I bet this is what pish tastes like. No doubt that anorexic old **** stabber, ER, drinks this."
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 17, 2015
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  12. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I used to have Cabbage soup quite often.

    Speaking of which..................................
     
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    ERINBLACK, Apr 17, 2015
  13. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Struggling like **** ^^^^^^^^

    If only his dear old mammy were still alive.
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Why? She'd think you're a dim-witted imbecile too.
     
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    I always keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge incase anyone likes their coffee black <ok>
     
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    Big Audio Dynamite, Apr 17, 2015
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    Nespresso capsules for this bean worshiper. Fortissio Lungo is best, but I quite like Arpeggio too.
     
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  17. ERINBLACK

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    Not what she said when I ****ed her brains out.
     
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    Coffee and tea are for ****ing ****s
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^

    ****s cancer-ridden pensioners.
     
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  20. ERINBLACK

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    aye but she loved it.

    up the dung funnel as well.
     
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