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  1. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    How do you like it done?

    I like mine fairly dark with a crisp to it.

    What say thee?
     
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    ERINBLACK, Apr 17, 2015
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Only poor ****s eat toast.
     
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  3. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Muffins for this moving up in the world scumbag.
     
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  4. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Sturgeon is a poor ****.

    Not sure if she eats toast though.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Apr 17, 2015
  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Do you get your carer to dip your toast in water so can gum it?
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

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    Golden with Lurpak generously spread
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Marge n Jam
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Well fired and then left to cool before applying cold salted butter. Either that or thick cut Marmalade (which incidentally is the German word for Jam)
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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  11. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I once ate copious amounts of toast with Gladstone Small.

    Rain had stopped play at the charity match we were taking part in, so we snuck into the pavilion's kitchen area and began grilling away.

    I like my toast burnt, but Gladdo's a lightly-browned sort of guy.

    Anyway, we polished off two loaves, a large tub of Lurpak and three-quarters of a jar of Wilkin and Sons' Morello Cherry Conserve.

    Great memories, indeed.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Did he ever find his neck?
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Smothered in butter, bacon, and topped with a poached egg.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 17, 2015
  14. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    and beans.
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Lurpak is indeed the Prince of butters.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    **** off <grr>
     
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  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Bunch of boring ****s.
     
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  18. Mind The Duck

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    Tried mayo + bacon Mmmmmmm
     
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    and *** ends.
     
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    Same here except a rib-eye, gherkins, chilli, cheese, 'slaw, anchovies, tomato sauce and a big **** off trout with it's eyes still in on top

    That ladies and gentlemen, is how real men eat their toast GIRFUY
     
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