FFS telling everyone on here - why did you think I asked you to bring a couple of cucumbers with you?!
Ah know At least the ex-wife was prophetic when saying her vows. She said "awful" instead of "lawful" husband She wisny wrong.
my wedding dress (first one) got ripped right across the bottom before I got married. shoulda taken that as a sign
If I get married my missus won't leave me, am a bit of a catch. You're all old and mutilated, the best you'll get is a saggy old bint that no one else ever wanted
That hurts, Tobes. It's worse than that though, the saggy old bint keeps knocking me back on here. She likes Dan