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  1. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Bum fun?
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Apr 16, 2015
  2. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    that hasn't been discussed yet.
    I'll take my black man dildo just incase he says yes.
     
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    Tina., Apr 16, 2015
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    FFS telling everyone on here - why did you think I asked you to bring a couple of cucumbers with you?!
     
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  4. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    no **** orders bruschetta you ****in ****ed up miserable boring ****.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Apr 16, 2015
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I do.
     
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    Toby, Apr 16, 2015
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Apr 16, 2015
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gambol dislikes this. <grr>
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No beelin, just silently weeping.
     
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  9. Tina.

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    you're some man <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Apr 16, 2015
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Words Toby will never utter any kind of marital sense.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's whit the wimmin tell me :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Apr 16, 2015
  12. Tina.

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    Not like you, ya big eejit <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Apr 16, 2015
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah know <laugh>

    At least the ex-wife was prophetic when saying her vows. She said "awful" instead of "lawful" husband <laugh>

    She wisny wrong.
     
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  14. Tina.

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    my wedding dress (first one) got ripped right across the bottom before I got married.

    shoulda taken that as a sign <grr><laugh>
     
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    Tina., Apr 16, 2015
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You can see the writing on the wall with hindsight <laugh>
     
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  16. Toby

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    If I get married my missus won't leave me, am a bit of a catch.

    You're all old and mutilated, the best you'll get is a saggy old bint that no one else ever wanted :frown:
     
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  17. Tina.

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    Also, the registry office i got married in is now a funeral directors <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Tina., Apr 16, 2015
  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    PS: hope you're all enjoying the rain in Jockland, it's sunny as **** down here <cool>
     
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    Toby, Apr 16, 2015
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That hurts, Tobes. It's worse than that though, the saggy old bint keeps knocking me back on here. She likes Dan <wah>
     
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  20. Toby

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    I meant your fuddy.

    I've seen pics of Tina :bandit:
     
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