Off Topic Great Britain General Election May 7th 2015.

Enough of you ****ers are already here,peddling drugs,committing burglary,selling the Big Issue and collecting your benefits by the sea

 

Totally agree.

 

yeah!! Why can't a man just live in peace with his ewe bride.

 

Britain First are what's left of the BNP after the break up and expulsion of Fuhrer Griffin

 

They were so funny, but you can't have a BNP without a lot of racism in the establishment. When a political party can go about claiming Muslims are trying to wipe out Britain by out breeding Britons, you'd think the police would be involved like Especially when said Muslim folk are Britons themselves

 

The thing is Nazi's like the BNP are not in the least bit funny

 

Nick Clegg: The choice is me, Salmond or Farage

Media caption Nick Clegg: ''The Liberal Democrats will add a heart to a Conservative government and a brain to a Labour one''
Nick Clegg has said no party will win an outright election victory and warned voters they face a choice between the Lib Dems, the SNP and UKIP over who holds the balance of power.
Launching his manifesto, the Lib Dem leader said he would seek to form a "coalition with conscience" that would not "lurch off to the extremes".
He pledged £2.5bn more for education after 2017 to boost opportunity.
The Conservatives and Labour have both insisted they can win on their own.
UKIP leader Nigel Farage, who published his party's own manifesto on Wednesday, has rejected suggestions he has made approaches to the Conservatives about a post-election deal, saying he would "only be speaking to the British people" between now and 7 May.
'Brain and heart'
Mr Farage suggested a referendum on the UK's membership of the EU would be the main "red line" in any negotiations with another party, saying it would have to be a "full, free and fair" vote rather than a "stitch-up".

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  Policy guide: Where the Liberal Democrats stand

Speaking in south London, Mr Clegg declined to specify any red lines but said he would "die in the trenches" to defend the party's five key priorities on education, health, tax, the deficit and the environment if it stayed in government.
Mr Clegg, whose presentation was interrupted by technical glitches, said no party would win enough seats to gain victory and either the Conservatives or Labour would have to work with others if they wanted to take power.
He said the Lib Dems' "gutsy" decision to join the Conservatives in coalition in 2010 had been vindicated, saying they had turned round the economy and governed with "compassion and a sense of fairness".
Making the case for another coalition, Mr Clegg said a vote for his party would stop the Tories or Labour governing on their own, arguing the Lib Dems would "add a heart to a Conservative government and add a brain to a Labour one".
A "few hundred votes", he claimed, could make the difference between a "decent, tolerant and generous" government in the centre-ground and a "coalition of grievance" involving either the UKIP or SNP.

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Mr Clegg said the manifesto was a blueprint for a "stronger economy and a fairer society"
Opinion polls suggest the SNP, whose former leader Alex Salmond is standing for Parliament, could make huge gains in next month's poll and Mr Clegg suggested it would be Mr Salmond, rather than his successor as SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon, who could end up "calling the shots".
"Somebody is going to hold the balance of power on 8 May," he said. "It is not going to be David Cameron or Ed Miliband. It could be Alex Salmond, it could be Nigel Farage or it could be me and the Liberal Democrats.
"Only the Lib Dems can make sure the next government keeps Britain on track. Every Lib Dem you elect makes Labour's reckless borrowing less likely, makes George Osborne's ideological cuts less likely and every Lib Dem you elect is a barrier between Nigel Farage and Alex Salmond and the door to 10 Downing Street."

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Analysis by political editor Nick Robinson
Even if Nick Clegg's appeal today does not produce a boost in his party's ratings, his party's on course to win between 20 and 40 MPs.
In contrast, Nigel Farage has talked of gaining three or four seats and Natalie Bennett knows her party could struggle to hold the one seat they have. Some believe both parties could end up with no MPs at all.
That's why today Nick Clegg's pitch to the nation was to say, in effect, "if you don't like me have you thought about the alternatives?"
So, if you do agree with Nick on that don't be at all surprised if after 7 May he still has a place at the cabinet table. Read Nick's full blog

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But Ms Sturgeon said the SNP would seek to build "progressive alliances" in Parliament for the benefit of people across the UK, adding that Scotland's voice had too often been "sidelined" in the past by the Westminster parties.
In other election news:

• UKIP pledge to find 6,000 jobs for army veterans in the police, prison service and Border Agency, spend 2% of national output on defence and ban unskilled migrants coming in to the UK for five years
• Labour launches what it calls its women's manifesto, with a pledge to allow working grandparents to share unpaid parental leave
• The SDLP, which had three MPs in the last Parliament, calls for a "prosperity plan" for Northern Ireland at its manifesto launch
• Conservative candidate and former MP Guto Bebb has called his local party chairman an "idiot" after being told he no longer has his support in a row over election "branding"
• Former Cabinet Secretary Lord O'Donnell says civil servants will be preparing for "all sorts of outcomes" to the election, telling the BBC that minority government can be "made to work"

Unveiling a 158-page "programme for government not opposition", Mr Clegg placed education at the heart of the party's agenda, saying it would spend £2.5bn more than Labour and £5bn more than the Conservatives over the next five years.
Under the party's plans, once the current deficit is eliminated in 2017-18, funding for two to 19-year-olds would increase in line with growth in the overall economy, which the Lib Dems say would amount to a cash boost of £2.5bn.
The extra funding, the Lib Dems say, will help limit class sizes and increase the availability of one-to-one tuition, building on its existing pledge to guarantee real-terms increases in education funding for the first two years of the next Parliament.
The Conservatives have said they would protect the budget for 5-16 year-olds in cash terms, so that funding rises in line with pupil numbers but not in line with inflation or economic growth.
'Not modest'
Labour has said it would ensure the budget for infants and pupils under the age of 19 increased in line with inflation but not in line with increases in pupil numbers or economic output.

 

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Greens then is it?

 

A cornflake has a higher IQ than your average UKIP voter

 

Who do Daily Mail readers vote for these days?

 

I am voting UKIP because I'm part of a generation who has never been given a say on the EU and having UKIP MPs involved in our government is the only way we will get a proper vote rather than some halfway rubbish where it's a three way choice with a vague reform option that just means keep the status quo. Just like the half way AV nonsense that should of been an opportunity for people to have a chance at real change of our political system for the better.

UKIP have made it clear that a referendum on the EU is the single key issue that any deal with another party will hinge on.

 

Didn't the lib dems promise that some years back?

Politicians lie through their teeth mate, and once voted in there is nothing you can do about it

 

I want to know what Eddie Hitler was doing at the UKIP manifesto launch this morning

 

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Because:
Bottom 2001: An Arse Oddity
Richie: What the **** happened there?
Eddie: Well you keep running around shouting "What the **** happened there?" whilst wobbling your tits about like some epileptic page 3 model.

[The pair are drinking tea made with pig's milk]
Eddie: Have you noticed something really odd about the pig? In all the times you have milked it have you noticed it only has one nipple?
Richie: Yeah I had noticed that weird isn't it?
Eddie: Plus it never seems to produce a lot of milk, also have you spotted those two great bollocks it has?"
[Richie has a shocked look on face before starting to vomit]

[The pair are alone in some domed room]
Richie: Hello?
Eddie: Hello!
Richie: No not you!
Eddie: Maybe I wasn't replying to you.
Richie: So then, there really is someone else here?
Eddie: Yeah I'm afraid so.
Richie: Who is it?
Eddie: Its me! Hello!

Richie: Look out Eddie, Ainsley Harriot is coming down here and he's strapping on a condom!
Eddie: Quick, Get out of my way! I don't want to be in Ready Steady ****!

[Richie is wearing bright pink Underwear]
Eddie: Where did you get those?
Richie: I made them from a pair of washing up gloves. They are marigolds, and they were a little snug to get into. I also haven't been able to get the bastards off for three days. Also the thumb is stuck up my arse!

[Talking about the Parrot]
Richie: What was that thing he used to say?
Eddie: Get off, Get off I'm not a sexual animal?
Richie: No not that one the other thing?
Eddie: Oi Richie get me another drink you overweight twat!
Richie: That's the one.

Richie: Is Dave attacking that Seagull?
Eddie: Either that or he's shagging it.
Richie: No the seagulls attacking him! Now with the left, now the right, that's it Dave that's how you fly away.
Eddie: Come on Dave, take your coat off! Kick him where it hurts!
Richie: Ouch! He's kicked himself in the bollocks hasn't he?
Eddie: Look there go all the seagull's mates, flying off, laughing and with Dave's wallet.

Richie: Eddie, think back what's the last thing you remember?
Eddie: Oh I know this, it was you, it was you telling me to "Think back what's the last thing you remember?", it's all coming back to me.

Eddie: Where's the bar?
Richie: Eddie there's no bar!
Eddie: What the **** happened there? What the **** happened there? What the **** **** **** happened there? What the **** ****ing **** ****ity **** happened there?
Richie: Language!
Eddie: English! This is a very serious No Bar, situation. Mary Mother of Jesus Help! Help! Help!

Richie: What other options do we have? Let's explore our parameters?
Eddie: You leave my trousers out of this, I don't want any funny business. **** there's no corners to hide in!
Richie: Just a little bit Eddie. Just a little touchy touchy it doesn't matter. Just a little wibbly wobbly touchy touch...Oh ****ing Homo!

Richie: Before you go say something nice.
Eddie: Breasts!
Richie: No.
Eddie: Larger!
Richie: No, something else.
Eddie: I'm sorry Rich, but breasts and larger are the only nice things I know.

 

I had to laugh when Cameron called the tories the workers party this week.
This is there record when it comes to workers rights :-
Voted against the introduction of the minimum wage.
They want to withdraw from the European working time directive.The directive gives workers a legal right to paid holidays and also stops employers from forcing their workers to work more than 48 hours a week.
The tories have introduced a law where workers have to pay a £12,000 deposit before taking their employer to an industrial tribunal.
You now have to work for two years before you can take your employer to an industrial tribunal for unfair dismissal,it used to be one year.
The tories abolished the agricultural workers wage councils

 

****ing love it

 

Not only that, if voted in they are going to rip up the human rights act.