If you're being serious, get it submitted. I think it's a great opportunity to show the world who we really are, and what we (or at least some) can do. Hull, City of Culture. We know what we are. Let's show the world.
There once was a man called Happy, Who waddled around in a nappy, He's a contrary twat, In a pointed gnomes hat, And he's even more stupid than Dappy
Match day wobbles !!!! Those days you awake with a feeling of trepidation, Oh!! To be in the Hull City football supporter nation. What will this our favourite Saturday bring, will it be a last minute loss or maybe that elusive win. We don't do easy, is much they say of us, but please my team, don't park the bloody bus. Four seasons in this premiership fable land, lets make it five, our team of brothers band. Some days the road seems far too steep, then days that renew my faith they keep. We are not at war in a far off foreign shore, but fight we must, to stay another season more. Three times to wembley, we all have travelled, Two wins, one loss,but all my senses revelled. The days seems so pleasant, when we win, a loss then darkened sky's, my team do bring. Tomorrow will be another possible victory day, If not,I'll still support my team and will not sway.... We are Hull born, Hull proud and Hull very loud !!!!!
There once was a man called Ehab His dad made him work in a prefab An indoor pitch they did need, Said the Prem, at double quick speed, So the local community got ****ed over by the pair of bullies. There once was a man called Allam He said, a good doctor I am Football should be be free Like the air we all breathe Then the local community got ****ed over by the pair of bullies
The boy stood on the burning deck His pocket full of crackers A spark flew up his trouser leg And pulverised his knackers When will the winner be announced?
I've loved Hull City all my life, I love Hull City more than my wife. They've made me laugh, They've made me cry. But I'm Hull City till I die.
My poem from yesterday came true.....hmmmm maybe it will work again......There once was a cole named Cheryl, whos hole...........
There once was a right ****ing twat, Who's brain was lacking in fact, He thought he'd won a ****ing prize, From a competition of those wise, But he was infact in unfortunate demise... In other words.... Dead!!!! ****s this rum's strong!!!!!
Those that take the piss, From those that are amiss, are definitely dismiss, From a life that's remiss
