It couldny be called bog paper. It was tracing paper. It cleaned nuthin, all it did was smear the remains over yer arse. However, it taught us a valuable lesson. As we grew up we learned about skidmarks. As an adult I am now proficient in getting my pants off without the burd am about to shag seeing ma skiddies. It does,of course, get trickier when she wants to remove yer pants herself. That's the moment ye gently put yer hand under her chin so that she can receive a loving kiss while ye quietly kick yer scants aff.
To compare skidmarks? I don't see any point in that. Skidmark etiquette is important. For example, if you know ye've let aff a damp wan before it comes to getting yer pants off for sexy time what do you do?
I've never shat myself tbh. Skidmarks should only occur if you're doing exercise, and only if you've had to take a **** in awkward circumstances. I don't **** myself before having sex because I'm not diseased or rotten on the inside.
A damp pump is a damp pump regardless of what yer doing. Probably more a dietary thing, but no matter (see what I did there?), skidmark etiquette is about how to deal with skiddie situations when yer gettin sexy time with a wummin (or 'partner' in toby's case). Clearly, a wummin even gettin a glimpse or whiff of a skiddie while she takes yer pants aff is a mood killer. Perhaps you may want to subscribe to my pamphlet "Skidmark Etiquette: The terror no one speaks of" for further instruction.
Aye, stashing yer soiled keks behind her toilet cistern is the way to go. You may be interested in my pamphlet, "Skidmark Etiquette: The biggest mistakes you can make".
