even worse are ****s who go "where do you keep yer tamata sauce?" n you go "eh in the fridge cos senga puts it in there" n they go " aw wit man thats just wrong, cupboard is right!" n you go " well al tell ye wit, go ****in keep yours in the ****in cupboard ya ****ing pointless piss stain, wit dis it ****in matter where mine is kept?? youre no gettin any anyway ya fat ****e"
Hmmm, curious insult terminology. Do you live in Brighton by any chance? A flatmate of Toby's by any chance?
Oh, Bovril. Might possibly be the greatest creation ever. Fantastic stuff. May even mix some ketchup through it. MMMMMMmmmmmmmmh