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What's For Tea Tonight Folks?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ERINBLACK, Apr 14, 2015.

  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    says the **** who doesn't actually eat anything.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...except big senga's punched lasagne.
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    even worse are ****s who go
    "where do you keep yer tamata sauce?"
    n you go "eh in the fridge cos senga puts it in there"
    n they go " aw wit man thats just wrong, cupboard is right!"
    n you go " well al tell ye wit, go ****in keep yours in the ****in cupboard ya ****ing pointless piss stain, wit dis it ****in matter where mine is kept?? youre no gettin any anyway ya fat ****e"
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh> what a ****ing analogy mate<ok>
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Golly! Go an eat some grits and fried chicken ya bellend <grr>
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I made it up myself :grin:
     
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    You're not ****in wrong m8 these ****s make my piss bubble

    ****in buncha women
     
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    Boooo! Get aff the ****in stage
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^ patter theivin ****
     
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    Im having linguine with pesto n prawns OP
     
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  12. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Tartar sauce....that is just albino ketchup with some pickled veg in it FFS, ***!
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Well done, sir <applaud>
     
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  14. ERINBLACK

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    he eats ***s.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Hmmm, curious insult terminology.

    Do you live in Brighton by any chance? A flatmate of Toby's by any chance?
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Waitaminit, is PJS a burd? :bandit:
     
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    tomato sauce or Bovril?
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gambol fact #76343342 - I canny stand Bovril
     
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    Always give tomato sauce a wee shake before use or yer chips get covered in tomato sauce pre cum ...
     
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    Oh, Bovril. Might possibly be the greatest creation ever. Fantastic stuff.

    May even mix some ketchup through it.

    MMMMMMmmmmmmmmh
     
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