What's For Tea Tonight Folks?

You could lick a stamp for about 40p, so there isn't much difference at all

 

...and children. Any adult who likes ketchup is definitely a ***** ****.

 

Monica likes to lick the back of geriatric wimmin's heids. Ya perve.

 

Horseradish was the first product Heinz ever sold, thought you all might want to know that.

 

I did want to know that.

 

marmite on fish fingers sandwich is the biz!!

 

Gambol fact #3636561 - I've never tried marmite.

 

It's a win win then.

 

It was. Perhaps we can do business again, sir.

 

Interesting fact: It contains no Horse whatsoever

 

You don't know what you are missing, I don't like Marmite...I love it.

 

I hate it, seemingly some people love it though.

 

it is actually the other side of her head, not the back you cretinous twat.

 

never tried marmite. are you a ****ter?

 

****.

 

Well, that's charming pal, ****ing charming

 

Aye, but you were a sojer, and if the adverts taught me anything, it's that sojers love marmite.

 

I forgot that her heid is in profile on the stamps. But then, unlike you, I don't have to put a stamp on my pillow to pretend I'm sleeping next to a woman.

 

He's an angry, angry, angry man. Canny blame him, really. He lost everything and now he's too old to ever have a chance of getting anywhere near that level of happiness ever again.

It's a miracle he hisny done a speedy yet.

 

anybody who dislikes any type of food is a raging ****ter tbh

ugh tomato sauce ugh marmite ugh beans with a fry up ****in ponce ****s be a man and get it ate