Creme Egg

Apparently the way you eat it tells what kind of lover you are.

How do you eat yours?

 

i dont eat them they make me feel sick. does this mean I'm gay?

 

There is better Chocolate then Creme Egg

 

No, dating men makes you gay.

Silly.

 

I just eat it whole

Tina do you bite off the top and then suck out all the good gooey stuff inside?

 

I like to lick it, at the top, then i run my tongue down the sides, slide it in and out of my mouth until the chocolate gives way to all the creme inside.

Then I swallow it all up like a good girl.

 

This sort of chat usually costs me £1.50 per minute

 

36p a minute. i foned one in loaded magazine. it was pretty good

 

I phoned up they cows that are on the telly wae their tits out, they're ****ing ****e

A few ohh's and ahh's for £1.50 a minute? Naw a don't ****ing think so

 

I didn't think people actually phoned those numbers.

I'm in the wrong job.

 

Aye you'd be brilliant at it Tina

You'd have them shooting their load in no time

 

I'm horny as hell today Mick, sorry.

I'll not do it again.

 

That's a nice way to put it I suppose, but I would.

 

You not got much of a sweet tooth big nev?

 

am away home.

see ye

 

bye Nev x

 

What's the difference between Karren Brady and a Creme egg?

You can't lick a creme egg out for 26p

(I'll get me coat)

 

I like to like all the fluid out of mine!!

Then we share the cream egg