Suffers massive export slump. Never mind though they will lap up the scotch whisky, haggi, shortbread and men skirts. All is not lost. Hoots mon!!
And, in the likely case of a mass increase in ****s and *****s, they can import lots of stuff from Nigel Land.
It must be a terrible strain hating the place you live. Probably leads to terrible health problems, relationship troubles, bitterness, erectile dysfunction and ultimately, a sad and lonely death.
Quite strange that China have released these figures. Anyone who follows such economic matters will know that figuring out China's economic data is more of an art than a science and are usually shrouded in mystery. People have been questioning China's growth figures for a good few years now and for them to suffer a 15% drop in exports is a bit of a shock to this Presbyterian. Could China be about to come clean about their Economy?
