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Match Day Thread Liverpool v Newcastle United - Official Buildup / Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 7, 2015.

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How many goals will Liverpool score against us?

  1. None

    1 vote(s)
    2.2%

  2. 1

    2 vote(s)
    4.4%

  3. 2

    7 vote(s)
    15.6%

  4. 3

    3 vote(s)
    6.7%

  5. 4

    4 vote(s)
    8.9%

  6. 5

    12 vote(s)
    26.7%

  7. 6

    7 vote(s)
    15.6%

  8. 7

    3 vote(s)
    6.7%

  9. 8

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  10. More than 8

    6 vote(s)
    13.3%
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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I'm depressed before the game has even started. This is like that moment where you have a fifa tournament with your mates using randomise to pick teams, and they've got Barcelona as if it were obligatory, and you've got Barcelona's hairdressers... Except some of our lot wouldn't even make that side. Krul looks like he was spawned from the mixed sperm samples of every 90s boyband.
     
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  2. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno Well-Known Member

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    Presume Raylor to LB and Anita as RB ...was concerned JC might have tried Colback in goal..but wiser heads must have prevailed and he has popped him back into MF (with Abeid...excellent)
     
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    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno, Apr 13, 2015
  3. Mrs Magpie

    Mrs Magpie Well-Known Member

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    I know how you feel. Losing by 2-0 would feel like a win given my current expectations :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    Mrs Magpie, Apr 13, 2015
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  4. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    No need to be depressed over a game of football JPF.
    I can pm details of my psychologist if you like, she really helps...
     
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  5. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    A defence that can't defend... and an attack that can't score...

    Should be a good game for who is worse <laugh>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Apr 13, 2015
  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Good look toon, beat the scousers <ok>
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Apr 13, 2015
  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I fear not even the years of unrelenting subjection to the most virulent internet-pornography-contracted viruses are slowing down my computer enough for my stream to be showing us 0-0 at 20:45. Sure, it'll wipe my hard-drive, but what's 11 more tits on display going to hurt?
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Apr 13, 2015
  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Damn you computer aids...
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Apr 13, 2015
  9. Mrs Magpie

    Mrs Magpie Well-Known Member

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    And so it begins .... :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Well bang goes my 3-0 to us prediction.

    <doh>

    Okay, I'll settle for 3-1 to us then.
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Apr 13, 2015

  11. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Good finish, but too easy
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Apr 13, 2015
  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Holding out until the 10th minute. I feel so proud of them. It almost brings a lump to my throat and a tear to my eye. Bless 'em.
     
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  13. Heed

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    at least I had the foresight to transfer Sterling in 10mins before kick off.
     
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    Heed, Apr 13, 2015
  14. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    1-0 and Newcastle now at 38s and traded out for about 70% guaranteed profit of my potential gain. Taking that as there's now no risk for me.

    Another day and another good Newcastle trade and ten minutes haven't even gone. As I said earlier; trading this shower is the only enjoyment I am getting from Newcastle this season.
     
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    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter, Apr 13, 2015
  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    On way home and can't see the match yet.
    Anyone know anything about this lad Sterry on the bench?
     
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  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Phwoooooooarrrrrrrrrr.... Similar to Pards sentiments the other day, watching us is like watching Brazilians... By which I mean, being ripped red roar while an irritated **** is in close proximity.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Apr 13, 2015
  17. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    This is chuckling hilarious.
     
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  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    HELP, I THINK I'M GOING BLIND!!!!!!!!!!! What does the Liverpool half look like? <wah>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Apr 13, 2015
  19. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Holy ****... the ball went up like that Tiote goal, Abeid steams in and hits it straight at Mignolet. Usually a solid tactic, this time he saves it <laugh>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Apr 13, 2015
  20. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    How they aren't 3-0 up
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Apr 13, 2015
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