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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I have a stunning view into your living room. One day I shall post the pics for cash money.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    We only eat Tapioca in Chez Provan I'm afraid. Do you like Prunes? I'll bet you do.
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    No. But I'll eat a Curly Wurly with just my pyjama bottoms on.
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    How about eating a Taz wearing only Homer Simpson slippers?
     
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    Are you some sort of weirdo? Forget it.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    How many pyjama bottoms have you eaten in this fashion?
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Are you here all week perchance?
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I once shot a Gorilla in my Pyjamas. What he was doing wearing my Pyjamas I don't know.

    G Marx.
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I don't wear pyjamas. I prefer "bed-shorts". Essentially baggy boxers with a draw-string and pockets.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Jammies? Pah, not for this hirsute Jock. I always sleep in the buff.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I opened the door in my nightie... (add your own punchline here)
     
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  12. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    You are now my new editor, G.

    I've just sacked the idiot who usually sits with me and corrects my posts.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whoo hoo! I'm your new idiot! I've never been so happy since both my poached eggs didn't burst pre-plate this morning!
     
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    Don't bother.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    There's a program on the telly tonight about how men in their 40's are the highest demographic for suicide.

    Do you think we should watch it together and hold hands?

    Mibby call Mrs Speedy for a weep fest?

    Then **** each other off and go up the pub? (Mibby have a pot noodle, too?)
     
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    PJ's are for ****ters ffs <ok>

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    sounds plausible. I just have to make it to Friday though and I'm alright Jack <ok>

    just to be on the safe side I am staying in bed until Friday tea time and then taking the folks and kids out for a meal.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    k.
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I shall, just to annoy you and your lurking liker <laugh>
     
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    Where's my invite you inconsiderate git <steam>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You're in it ya stupit ****.
     
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