I don't wear pyjamas. I prefer "bed-shorts". Essentially baggy boxers with a draw-string and pockets.
You are now my new editor, G. I've just sacked the idiot who usually sits with me and corrects my posts.
Whoo hoo! I'm your new idiot! I've never been so happy since both my poached eggs didn't burst pre-plate this morning!
There's a program on the telly tonight about how men in their 40's are the highest demographic for suicide. Do you think we should watch it together and hold hands? Mibby call Mrs Speedy for a weep fest? Then **** each other off and go up the pub? (Mibby have a pot noodle, too?)
PJ's are for ****ters ffs All sounds plausible. I just have to make it to Friday though and I'm alright Jack just to be on the safe side I am staying in bed until Friday tea time and then taking the folks and kids out for a meal.