And they complain if men are sexist !

Currently, on BBC news, there's 3 women around a table - commenting on items in a newspaper today. They are giggling about a satnav that 'apparently' directs your legs in the right direction.
One of them comes out with a stupid statement " I like getting lost." - almost wetting her knickers .
"Why is that - so that you can visit new shops?"
My wife recently returned home from a shopping trip that should have involved a round trip of 85 miles. She had put nearly 140 miles on the clock....."I got lost." (she also didn't know the way to the petrol filler cap !

 

She was away getting rode. You must really trust her if you are checking the milage every time she takes the car out

 

Aye, she was getting serviced.

Probably by a massive darkie.

 

Big Leroy wis bumfucking her. She nows has an arse like a wizards sleave.

 

*Was *Now *Sleeve

However, I agree with your point: she was being absolutely brutalized by Leroy the 6'7" black monster.

Pretty sure his equally massive friends joined in.

They also pissed in your petrol tank.

 

Aldo on the sauce early today

 

Thanks everyone - answers a couple of questions.
1.I thought my prick had shrunk.
2. It explains why her fanny keeps on stinking after she's been to the shops.
3.I wondered why the car spluttered - it was obviously all that piss in the tank.

ps - I had only just fuelled up the car before her journey - and as a habit I 'zeroed' the trip mileage meter.- and I was surprised to see 140 miles on the guage but, please don't let that stop you from your insults.

 

^^^^ *****

 

I wouldn't look in the boot if I was you.

 

ps - I had only just fuelled up the car before her journey - and as a habit I 'zeroed' the trip mileage meter.- and I was surprised to see 140 miles on the guage but, please don't let that stop you from your insults.[/QUOTE]

Methinks thou dost protest too much

 

Toby - sometimes (always), you make Newgod seem articulate.

 

He will not like this one bit.

 

If you really want to catch the bitch out get one of those UV spunk torches .

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And again, more concerned with my comment than the original insult

Easy

 

No, you're ****ing encouraging the little spastic. All I ever did was dislike his posts, I don't talk to him.

You got enough smilies in that post btw? You should really consider how funny your posts are before going

 

Wimmin, eh?

Always on their terms. She can use the word '****' with impunity/irony/empowerment but sky wizard forbid a bloke does.

But, hey, why be surprised? They're aw ****in nuts, that's why we suppress them for their own good.

 

Encouraging him how? By adding my own comment agreeing with him?

I know that really annoys you kid but them's the breaks when you have so many people you get on well with

 

what else do you expect from BBC that's Big Black Cock News Network I mean every nation is evil and must be completely destroyed then when the British 2 piece crack heads assassins in polo caps called military advisors get into the country and kill civilians the news says everything is under control now,
and justice and freedom is being delivered as if its some of fu.cking pig sh.it pizza which is home delivered to every home in that destroyed nation

 

you should get your cranium checked for sexual frustration coz you sound really fu.cking shemale craving sexually frustrated bastard child of Dickson Diamonds