Off Topic Never try too hard, girls don't like it

I keep telling my son this but he won't listen, he knows best, hopefully he won't turn out like this chap.
. http://www.manchestereveningnews....prowler-who-scaled-walls-apartments-9022914/U

 

The link doest work mate

Anyway, after my own research if I woke up to this handsome fella watching over me I'd club him to death with my Suarez pillow

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http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...s/prowler-who-scaled-walls-apartments-9022914

that should work.

I am not generally one of those people that focuses on how others look, but fook me when you look like he does you know there is something wrong, Life was always going to be a struggle for him looking like that, would you employ him or be happy for him to date your daughter?

 

One of the related stories from Manchester: http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...ssmen-who-attacked-man-hammer-9024027#rlabs=1

Repeatedly beat someone with a hammer and wrench, threaten to murder them, lie to the police

But if you "have a business that is successful" this and your 16 previous convcitions are ignored

 

Do you really have one?

 

Cheers Terr, I saw DR's post last night but I was a bit pissed and couldn't be arsed fixing it.

And DR, what the hell kind of pillows do you have?

 

WTF and yet some still try to claim that we have a tough sentencing policy.

 

No wonder he does such things if people judge him before even hearing him talk or seeing what kind of person he is. Some human beings really are awful people, and the disclaimer at the start of your sentence was like "I'm not racist but.."

 

Matthew Hall? Matth?

 

Yeah but the fact he looks a proper Deliverance hillbilly isn't helping

 

What, so you think everyone who is unfortunate enough to look like him would commit the same offenses!

He is clearly not a nice person but my point was sort of that there are very likely factors in his background that have contributed towards this. lets be honest what do you think the chances are that he comes from a "decent " well to do family where
Both parents work in professional careers
mum didnt use drugs/alcohol when pregnant
There is no domestic violence
he was supported/encouraged with his life long learning to achieve degree/similar.
He was supported/encouraged by them to participate in non academic activities

Its not an exhaustive list and yes it is possible all the above could be true in his case but I will give you good odds that he's not the captain of the rowing team at university.

 

Yes

 

I used to have normal ones but they lacked bite

 

There's a joke in there somewhere but I'm not going to go there.

 

That very toothless of you mate

 

You saying DR is a pillow biter?

#wentthere

 

DR won't understand that link

 

careful now, don't want him spitting feathers

 

I once had a dream I ate a giant marshmallow and my pillow was gone when I woke up. Never found it, like Saints magic goldfish, it just disappeared

Is that what you mean?

 

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto!