Your favourite banned article on 606?

Found you old fekkers at last, i had so many articles thrown out i had all four of my e-mail accounts banned haha!

 

Is there an E-bar here i can relax in?

 

I joked that Rokk would beat the reg process on 606; proclaim loudly that he's back and it would be the last post ever recorded in 606 history

 

Date created: Oct 1st 2010

Date banned: Oct 1st 2010 – About 5 minutes old.

Its existence has often been pilloried by a city located further north and the expenditure to build it and maintain it is now leaving a bitter taste in the mouth for many residents of Sunderland.

Local councillor Niall Quinn stated ‘It’s been a great success if we’re honest and it’s been a beacon of light in the darkest times so I can’t see why some residents are complaining about it. I guess last year it was surplus to requirements but let’s all be honest here; it’s not as if time is static. It was a great addition to local life in years gone by and it may be called upon to do so again. It enhanced the city and relieved the gloom. So what if it’s not entirely useful at the moment.”

Acting Regional Director of the Local Environment Steve Bruce added “I can guarantee that people will once again look at it in the usual way after a few more years. It was built to last and provide a quality of life that many would never have thought possible. So it’s not really in use at the moment but that’ll change.”

Local resident Sgt Patterson complained though. “Its not needed now like. Things have changed. We’re better now and we don’t need it anymore. It’s bright now; really bright.”

It seems that local residents are now divided on the need for the National Glass Centre to reflect light into the once perpetual shadow that is cast upon them from the great city of Newcastle to the North.

The last word went to Mr Bruce in the debate. “Trust me. Give me another year before you judge me on this.”

 

the one i got banned (didn't write alot) was deemed a tad harsh but hey **** it

MACKEM TARGET SHOT

Sunderland transfer target Salvador Cabanas shot in head,police have ruled out attempted homicide as the player was heard to shout at his agent 'if you think I'm joining the SMBs you've got another thing coming' gun in one hand a bottle of tequila in the other the rest is history as they say

 

I could never understand why this one got the axe.

I know Andy Gray paid me a fair few quid for it...



A bloke going to a fancy dress party is waiting impatiently for his missus to get ready.

He goes upstairs into the bedroom to find all 23 stone of her naked on the end of the bed bawling her eyes out.

"What's wrong he asks and why aren't you ready"

"I don't know what to go as, I've got nothing to wear".


"Why don't you pull your flaps over your head and go as a sugar puff"...

 

****e...That's spoiled it somewhat, I don't know what happened there.

 

OT, AG, Jimiley there are some classics on here!!! Haha

You can edit the post Jimiley...

 

Of course these are not banned now we can post them on here. Thank you staff here for being 100000x better then the BBC staff

 

the one good thing is my inbox no longer filled with crap from the bbc

 

i think we should start a one liner thread

 

Same here, I have a physics exam tommorow but the new excitement of not606 will have to take priority!