Haha mate, i'm taking a bus...nee ****ing car this year..way to dodgy.. one giant, miss wet tee short comp for days... lets gan now, i'm ready.
I know enough about your antics marra! Can't be mine. I date them once and then scare the buggers off. I should know by now that windmilling women is not the way to impress them..... Especially if it is cold
Just wetting my tee-shirt, putting my trainers & jock-strap on, be there in 3 days if I ever get this dingy blown up.. Don't start without me, it will be a hoot..
this is the most mental time of the year..utter chaos.. you have 2 choices.. lock yourself away for a few days or roll with it...i'm heading into sin city (pattaya) but i have a condo there...so best of both worlds, for this drunken soaked twat.
That picture I put up of my mates in Thailand, well they are still there and are staying over for Songkran. I'll definitely be there next year. Them ****ers have just paid 6 months rent on a lush pad in Pattaya
Nowt like a foot job QWOP, Ashley's been giving your club one for a wee while and the twat has never painted his toes..
Anyway for me it's no PA's in so up in my elbows with care, meds, pads and ****.. Funny old world isn't it..
But in the whole context of life mate, what you do now is much more important. i must come across like a reet **** at times, talking about daft water festivals..when there is much more important things.
SAT: match with son & nephews.. Back to mine to throw my dad a surprise 70th birthday party. SUN: Clean up after party MON: Pack my bags (for work) TUE: 46th birthday WED: Leave country... Middle East bound I feel like Solomon Grundy !!! Ha ha
He can navigate from his house to the shop and the pub... Life outside that is pretty much a blur for him nowadays. I think I'm pretty safe in guessing he has no access to the World Wide Web ?! He is still Sunderland daft tho... A member of the old 'Black Cat Club'... Never missed a game home or away from 1967 thru to 1979 (inc our little European venture)
back to Helsinki from Warsaw tonight Sat: the usual dog/bairn duties am, 5-a-side, sauna, late lunch then our match is showing as the main game. i'll try and watch the masters after that, Mrs allowing. Sun: more dog walking, swim lessons for the bairn, maybe get out on the bike then afternoon snooze (hopefully), sauna, supper and as much of the masters as possible Mon: fly to Prague for the week repeat ad infinitum until the golf courses open and EPL finishes in May; just change the work location each week...
