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Off Topic Hatton Garden £200million plunder

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Flashback Minstrel, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Flashback Minstrel

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  2. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    It's so obviously an inside job it's laughable! They even knew the new alarm system wasn't switched on!
     
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  3. Flashback Minstrel

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    Agreed. Another Brink's Mat type inside job.

    A nice, long weekend. Plenty of time for them to have a little sing-song.

    The Hatton Garden Job...

     
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    Polly13 Well-Known Member

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    Difficult to feel sympathy for anyone who buys into the precious gems industry.
     
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  7. look_back_in_amber

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    Thank **** for that, maybe now they'll do away with that god forsaken airport!
     
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  8. The Omega Man

    The Omega Man Well-Known Member

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    Hull is stood on the same geology.
     
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  9. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    What? Boulder clay? Nah....
     
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  10. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Why has nobody noticed them until now? A billion barrels must be hard to hide, especially near an airport. You'd have thought somebody would have spotted them.

    ****ing southerners, walking around staring at the floor.
     
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    They're staring at their Metros or their iPads, if they'd been staring at the floor they'd have noticed the barrels.
     
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  12. Plum

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    Now that Clarkson's been fired we don't need it.
     
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    Long eared owl :)!
     
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  14. DMD

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    Once we've got it on stream, let's give the jocks independence. <ok>
     
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    Baldrick's Cunning Plan Well-Known Member

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    I could do with a few barrels. How many do you rekon you could get in the back of a standard size Transit van? Do they do different sizes?

    Thinking on, I guess the best bet would be to get them to deliver.
     
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    It's small time thinking like that that's held this City back for years.

    Get the lads digging the high speed rail link to drop some pipes in as they go so we can have the lot.
     
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    Now we've used up nearly all 'their' oil. :D
     
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  18. The Omega Man

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    Kimmeridge clay, starts in Kimmeridge Bay, the first oil well in the country is still in production. Really interesting place part of the Jurassic Coast.

    The clay goes right up through to Whiby I think.
     
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  19. Flashback Minstrel

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    No sign of forced entry. Police want to know if it was an 'inside job'. Give it several hours thought and give us your opinion.

    Who's involved? Clue: According to one person, the manager hasn't been seen or heard of since the heist - he's on holiday in Sudan. 'I don't know what on earth he is doing there' said one customer. Brain, engage second gear.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...monds-named-Hatton-Garden-heist-suspects.html

    What a difficult case to crack. If you think there are any clues in there, get in touch with the appropriate authorites and help them out.
     
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    No sign of forced entry. Police want to know if it was an 'inside job'. Give it several hours thought and give us your opinion.

    Who's involved? Clue: According to one person, the manager hasn't been seen or heard of since the heist - he's on holiday in Sudan. 'I don't know what on earth he is doing there' said one customer. Brain, engage second gear..

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...monds-named-Hatton-Garden-heist-suspects.html

    What a difficult case to crack. If you think there are any clues in there, get in touch with the appropriate authorites and help them out.
     
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