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Match Day Thread Liverpool v Newcastle United - Official Buildup / Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 7, 2015.

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How many goals will Liverpool score against us?

  1. None

    1 vote(s)
    2.2%

  2. 1

    2 vote(s)
    4.4%

  3. 2

    7 vote(s)
    15.6%

  4. 3

    3 vote(s)
    6.7%

  5. 4

    4 vote(s)
    8.9%

  6. 5

    12 vote(s)
    26.7%

  7. 6

    7 vote(s)
    15.6%

  8. 7

    3 vote(s)
    6.7%

  9. 8

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  10. More than 8

    6 vote(s)
    13.3%
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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    The last time he experienced sexy wood treatment he got a nasty little splinter.





    Oh no, apparently that was his cock.
     
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  2. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    NUFC - Just like watching paint dry, but not as much fun!
     
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  3. JakartaToon

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    East Stand Heckler - you could be on to a winner here. Suggest you erect a small stand and start selling season tickets. I would like to book the following:
    - painting the deck
    - reseeding the lawn
    - regravelling the path
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Ah but you wouldn't be watching paint dry. You'd be watching three strapping blokes and fat Obi sweat in afternoon heat as they toiled to make Hecklers fence look bonza. You could be fudding yourself silly as each bead of hard earned sweat ran and glistened on our taut physiques (or Obi's podge).

    Bit of the old Jilly Cooper there for you GLITF ;)<laugh>
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Are we going for the brush or spray?

    I did look for spraying of a man pic to accompany this but got distracted by this police officer doing his job well. Top man.

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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 8, 2015
  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Word of warning Heckler, ACS likes to use body parts to paint and sometimes brings his mam.

    'Hard' at work...

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    He calls himself Pricasso

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    Here's his mam (he didn't paint this before you ask you sick bastards - he was born a mackem but didn't remain one)

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  7. Frank_Pingel_Legend

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    I've gone for a conservative 0-4. I actually think Liverpool will feel so sorry for Newcastle they will spend the rest of the game after the fourth doing keepy-ups.
     
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  8. pauljohnhutch

    pauljohnhutch Well-Known Member

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    can you do a poll of our goal difference from now till the end of the season .if you can put me down for - 14
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    As a mod I have a dilemma.

    We are meant to delete any nipple pics. But... They are more like painted saddle bags and I don't have my glasses on so unless anyone objects. This body art is ok to stay up.

    Ps... Check out the well formed top half of the lass far left...
     
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  10. Master Yoda

    Master Yoda Well-Known Member

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    it's sad seeing such an obviously great club get treated this way... You really could have built on finishing 5th a few seasons back. Seems Ashley just wants reliable PL income and that's it.

    Have heard rumours we want Janmaat in the summer... thoughts?
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Cracking player and will improve again when put with some decent players. Absolute lawnmower too, takes no prisoners. Better than Johnson. I couldn't comment on the other lad Manquillo as haven't seen enough. Janmaat is another Debuchy, using us a springboard to better things. As with Debuchy and Cabaye, the quality is good enough for the top 6 sides.
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    Sounds like Heckler is Mr Miyagi
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I'll put wax on, and Tash can whack off.
     
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  14. Master Yoda

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    We desperately need a few no-nonsense players.

    You might laugh but the first goal will 99% likely decide this one. There's little leadership at Liverpool right now.
     
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  15. Rum & Black for 2

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    And who exactly in our team is going to score?

    <doh>
     
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  16. Master Yoda

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    Anyone who fancies themselves against Kolo...
     
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  17. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    If Toure plays, reckon you could get good odds on him being your first scorer <ok>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Apr 10, 2015
  18. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    You're all predicting a comfortable win for us, which can only mean 2 things... we scrape to the luckiest 1-0 win that's ever been seen... or we get stuffed <doh>
     
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  19. Rum & Black for 2

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    I was banking on O'Shea in our last game and that didn't work out either!!
     
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  20. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Should know that you can't trust a Sunderland player to do what you want <ok>

    Toure on the other hand, far more reliable.
     
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