Match Day Thread Liverpool v Newcastle United - Official Buildup / Matchday Thread

ACS, sorry, but I couldn't find the poll that asks us how many goals we think we will score?

Oh, right, of course .....

I've gone for Liverpool to score 5. Please let it only be 5

It will be even worse for me as Mr M is a Bin Dipper. His gloating will only make my pain and suffering worse.

 

Well said GLITF.
The only targets the fat man cares about are on the balance sheet.

 

I feel for you Mrs M. If we do concede 8.. And he gloats,... Just pop a few laxatives in his tea or his beer to get the last laugh

 

I'm tempted to just tune in on the last day and see if we're playing to stay in the league or not.

 

8...............And i don't give a **** because the team,management and owner don't either.

 

Gone for 6 too. Would have gone for more but Liverpool are missing players through suspensions. If Janmaart is injured, as some say, I'd play Anita at CB. he'd probably make a better job of it than our own useless CB. ( I know, only kidding )

 

I've gone for 6-0. But honestly, who cares? I may not even watch.

 

Let me know if you need a hand with that.

 

This.

we should all go round Heckler's house to help him.

 

I wont be watching either as I already know that our team has given up on entertaining us for the rest of time. I will be creating my own entertainment. My plan is to spend all of next Monday force-feeding myself as much food as I can, filling my belly to bursting point. Then at around 6pm I will start on the All Bran and laxatives and then challenging John Carver to a bet to see which of us can produce the greatest pile of steaming **** on Monday night!!

 

one of the best pieces of pessimism I think I've seen.

Don't think I've ever seen a set of fans so united in disgust... It's ridiculous that you've not appointed someone though.

 

He was being kind mate.
you can take a couple more players off our roster to account for the fact that they are on the beach right now.
If it weren't so sad... it would be funny...

 

I gave up typing because I was getting more and more pissed off haha. Coloccini deserved a special mention....too exhausted and always pulling muscles from shagging club receptionists. Absolutely bloody tragic that it's come to this.

 

Would be great if they could show this on Sky/BT instead of the game.

 

Got tickets for the Manchester Derby on Sunday then flying back to jakarta on Tuesday so will have to miss this game. Normally try and stay awake the evening before travelling and having to watch this could make that very difficult.

 

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Aye, half a dozen pissed off mags, creosoting a guy's fence whilst moaning about the ills of the Toon.
It will be like FANZONE for James Milner / Steve Davis fans.

 

I'd be up for this. We could ask Carver to supervise it to get him away from the game. Fair enough, we'll do a ****ty, uncoordinated, and unorganised job of hecklers fence, but Newcastle might keep it under 7.

 

You just don't want to see ACS in his Speedos doing the fence do you? Oh you mean the football game rather than the game of Sexual Wood Treatment by ACS.

 

If you do watch it I expect 60 mins will be the time you nod off.

BTW.. my Far East trip has been shelved as I need to go to the land of the Biltong instead now.
Will update you when my compass turns Eastwards.
There's a dude I know called 'Dutch Barry' who works in Singapore and my best Mate located in Bejing so I'm duty bound to haul ass over there.

 

I'm just dreading the half time team talk.....

'look lads you've missed a bit but that doesn't matter... we're a Sherman tank and capable of anything... **fistpump** **fistpump** now lash it on double thick in whatever way you want... just express yourselves and be creative.. any **** from the people watching... just leave it to Uncle John. I'll offer to fill them in on Monday to protect you. In fact if you see any of ACS's fat hairy crack I'll fill that in too'.