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Clueless Tories plan to ruin porn/the internet

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Toby, Apr 7, 2015.

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  1. Mick

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    Keep telling ye, this is why you need a weak state. I just had to use a VPN to get on to a torrent site in London - **** this paternalistic Government business. Not a single website has been blocked on the Isle of Man. Up the tax havens.
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Those days are over. Kids now are watching animal skat porn before school.
     
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    I held her gaze until she averted it.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

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    I do worry about porn. When I was young it mostly softcore porn mags and you had to use your imagination when tugging on yer John Thomas. Now kids have access to some really sick stuff (and don't even get me started on Gas's home-made videos).
     
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    *Gas'
     
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  6. Toby

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    1. It's got nothing to do with the size of government. We're run by ****wits, that's all.

    2. Of course they ****ing haven't, it's an island of peasants and sheep ****ers.
     
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    I used to love finding porn in hedgerows.
     
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  8. Toby

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    The french didn't give a **** about showing boobs on TV, anytime of the day <cool>
     
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    Toby, Apr 8, 2015
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    the french are obnoxious ****s. we all hate them apart from you <clarkson>
     
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  10. Toby

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    I asked them what they thought about you lot but they don't seem to care :frown:

    I probably have the same beel towards the French as you lot have towards the English.

    Their country is nicer.
    Their weather is better.
    Their women are nicer.
    Their footy team is better.
    Their food is better.
    Their booze is better.
    Their lifestyle is better.

    It's just a bit of jealously. You know what it's about <nigels>
     
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    i'm part nigel anyway
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 8, 2015
  12. stopmeandslapme

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    Which part?
     
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    my penis
     
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    So it's tiny and constantly weeps.
     
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    No it's a former tyrant.
     
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  16. Patience

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    So it's covered in blood and blame's everyone else for it's imperfections?
     
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  17. stopmeandslapme

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    It's a magnificent specimen that inspires awe and jealousy.
     
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    French
    Aye

    England
    <laugh>
     
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    Every Scotsman hates the English. FACT.

    <doh>
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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