Those Pilish immigrants get everywhere. No but seriously, I'm looking to buy a property in London, how much would the growth up your anus go for?
If a garage in Kensington goes for about £175,000 then a small town up my arse must be worth at least a quarter of a mill.
At least the growth up your anus is served by the Docklands Light Railway. Mudchute is your nearest station.