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  1. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Just as Carmine requested an update on this, the thread has mysteriously disappeared.

    I echo Carmine concern, so what happened with the rat Stan?

    Did it turn out to be a mackem which has been seen off by Sir Ben Ratsbane?

    Let us know!
     
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  2. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Just sat on the throne prior to going out for the day.

    I hope there's an update upon my return.
     
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  3. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    I hope you've crimped it off otherwise your legs will be deader than a Mackems sense of humour.
     
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  4. tigers 2008

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    ‘’your legs will be deader than a Mackems sense of humour’’, -- super simile.
     
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  5. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

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    My 'mate' Ratty has been busy - yesterday p.m., this morning (early and mid-) and again this afts.

    Running, scratting, etc.

    Awaiting a call from the 'Rat-man' to fix an appointment.

    End of update.
     
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  6. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Thanks Stanners. Good to hear you've gotten the pro's in, although Im sure if you'd just asked, we coulda saved you some cash. Sir Ben is an expert on removing vermin and pests.

    Please keep us updated of any other news, don't want to go ruining Carmines visit to the white Isle.

    Also, scratting, is that an actual word? If it isn't it should be, without even having heard it before it sounds perfect for this and used in relation to a rat, scratting about.
     
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  7. dennisboothstash

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    We had one in our loft
    We've moved now ( not because of the rat)
    Got council in for about £30 and poisoned it......you get pretty bright blue ratshit around when they've eaten the poison.
     
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    A poisoned rat can cause problems if you don't find where it's gone to die! They give off a smell you only have to smell once to never forget!!
     
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    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    True, but it was easy to check our loft

    I think it died next door

    And we moved anyway !
     
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  10. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    I would have too! <laugh>
     
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  11. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    'Scratting' is a word I learned from my grandma. It's thus a true real word.

    Current poison makes the rat look for water. It develops a terrible thirst, so will **** off to find water. Thus it pegs out elsewhere.
     
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  12. DMD

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    Doesn't it thin the blood so it effectively seeps out of capillaries, causing the rat to die of internal bleeding?

    Rat fact- Rats can't vomit.
     
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  13. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    That will be in your water tank then. See thread about drinking from the bathroom tap.
     
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    I can't vomit either, maybe I'm a rat? <yikes>
     
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  15. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    It used to, Dutch. The varmints developed resistance to it. Every so often, a new poison is introduced - to the pro rat-offers. You can buy yesterday's poison (= ineffective) in the shops.
     
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  16. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Single-storey house. Cold water from the mains. Hot water from sealed tank with feed into a (covered) reservoir/header tank. <whistle>
     
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  17. DMD

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    I've yet to hear of one that's developed an immunity to a good jack russell. <ok>
     
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    WC or a bidet, just as you sit down ratty gets his revenge. :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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  19. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Dis am true :emoticon-0148-yes:

    I've a terrier - she's a Fell Terrier (= Patterdale cross, with some Jack in her lineage) She's had rats, grey squirrels, rabbits, pheasants, etc. She can't run up a wall, like Ratty, however.
     
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  20. Amin Yapusi

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    My mate lives on a farm, he once had a ferret. One day, the ferret disappeared. A week later it was discovered on top of a shelf in the rear barn, dead. It had eatened a poisoned dead rat, and died next to its meal. Another rat had then turned up and had a nibble at the dead ferret, which also died next to his meal and his meals meal.

    The ferret was then covered in BMW's Alpine White paint, bent into an L shape, left to harden and nailed to the garage rafters fully preserved, where it stayed for a few months before being brought down to be used as a weapon to hit people with.

    That night was the last night it was ever seen.
     
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