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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    John Lennon never imagined all those people ?

    Or Lionel Ritchie never danced on the ceiling.

    Or what if there was no rat in ub40's kitchen ?
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Dancing on the Ceiling was on the juke box when the Herald of Free Enterprise sank.
     
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    John Lennon is doing a great job with Bolton atm
     
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  4. monacoger

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    And if there was no rat in the kitchen, the health and safety guys wouldn't have been called in
     
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    Ub40 was the form the doley's signed on to get their free money.....they don't wanna work so it's no wonder the lazy bastards ended up with rats in their kitchen.


    This post was brought to you on behalf of the Tory party.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Apr 4, 2015
  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Any merra your pish n you're gittin tant
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 4, 2015
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  7. Hash.

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    What if smokey robinson never lived next door to alice, though ?
     
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    He wouldn't have had to listen to pish "music".
     
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    monacoger, Apr 5, 2015
  9. SaveTheHumans

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    What if Charlie Lansborough actually knew what colour the wind was?
     
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    Would never happen, it is impossible. You have taken this too far!
     
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    What would have happened if no blacks got to run any countries? Apart from world peace?
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    What if Bob the builder never passed his CITB test?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 5, 2015
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    Whit's CITB min?
     
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    Trade qualification.

    For yer labourers, brickies etc.
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Yours truly got top marks

    Passed **** oot it
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 5, 2015
  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    What if you will actually walk alone at some point?
    What if you can always get what you want?
    What if they didn't really love grandad?
     
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    Did Eileen ever come on?
    When Simon Lee Bon was hungry like the wolf did anyone give him something to eat?
     
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  18. Bullet tooth Tony

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    What if Smokie's Last name wasn't Robinson.
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

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    That's mental. I thought about doing a Hungry Like the Wolf one.
     
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    When OMC said How Bizarre do you think that's the kind of thing they had in mind?
     
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