Bealey's a big Calvin Harris fan

Beale sent me this video over the weekend. We'd been out with Trev bouncing about Lebowski's on eccies, so think he was still on it at his mum's.

 

Talentless twat

 

Haha ffs is that for real or a piss take, he looks like one of those ****s that has a list of people he is going to shoot that bullied him at school

 

Mate, you'd better apologise. Beale will smash ye if ye don't.

 

I don't apologise to egg and spoons or papes, just the way I roll.

 

Son of Jono.

 

A danger to the public

 

Was jonno actually a real person or someone wumming? He dissappeared and the fake jonnos were a bit of a hint towards it all being bullshit...

I know he had his book, ghost video, etc...But I think that was only the original one, not the 5-6 different accounts that appeared afterwards.

 

Jonno was indeed real as seen on itv news , youtube and his school photo.

The clones were ****s and *****s though. The real jonno is in L.A. at the minute working on a television series for National Geographic no less.

 

Involving ghosts?

 

Yup.

The ****s uncle works for N.G.

There is an Acworth producer on that channel

 

I want to party with that guy.

 

Adam Wiles

 

Is that you or Bealey?

 

I have questions when I watch that video like:

Was he stoned?
Was he still stoned when he uploaded it?
Who does he think his viewer base will be?
Does he actually believe (stoned or not) that someone would be entertained - in a good way - by watching this?
Is it more likely that he has some learning difficulties?
Or is he just symptomatic of today's teen culture?

 

With a bit of tweaking that could also work for your posts

 

guyz ah sed itz bealey

It's brilliant - it's like a ****ing Limmy sketch

 

I thought everyone had one of those lists.