Daily Mail/Telegraph: "Britain is an easy touch for immigrants"
DM/T: "Immigrants get thousands in benefits!"
DM/T: "Immigrants get free housing!"
DM/T: "Immigrants get free treatment on the NHS"
And you wonder why people want to come here?! The Daily Mail and Telegraph make it sound like paradise on earth. Of course, the reality is quite different with most immigrants ending up living in cramped accommodation with no money or on the street but then the DM and T don't bother to report such things because their readers are dribbling, right-wing ****nuts who, despite living comfortably in 2-up/2-downs in Hertfordshire, think they're "suffering" at the hands of illegal immigrants.
Of course, these newspapers are owned and run by rich, tax-avoiding ****ers but let's ignore that fact because we're too ****ing stupid to consider that they make up ****e about immigrants as a way of distracting from the real problems this country faces, like rich, Tory-supporting ****ers avoiding billions in taxes. Much easier to fool the terminally stupid into believing that the country is over-run with dirty foreign types.