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Off Topic If you can't get a woman get a scarecrow!

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Charon, Apr 3, 2015.

  1. Charon

    Charon Well-Known Member

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  2. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    He's just clutching at straws.
     
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  3. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Each to their own

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    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Apr 3, 2015
  4. tigerscanada

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    Can't have been the TIn Man by any chance then ?
     
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    tigerscanada, Apr 4, 2015
  5. Polly13

    Polly13 Well-Known Member

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    "There were no signs of violence..."!!

    So the scarecrow didn't rape him, then.
     
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    Polly13, Apr 4, 2015
  6. Charon

    Charon Well-Known Member

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    not at all - the person who did it was lion next to the scarecrow
     
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    Charon, Apr 4, 2015
  7. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    More alarmingly, the video at the end of the article...

    That's Allan McGregor <yikes>
     
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    Amin Yapusi, Apr 4, 2015
  8. FLG

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    If he only had a brain.
     
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  9. ImperialTiger

    ImperialTiger Well-Known Member

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    Either way, he sounds like a friend of Dorothy.
     
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  10. The Omega Man

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    The really sad part of this story is that a measure of how lonely he was, isn't the fact that he had sex with a scarecrow, that it had a strapadicktome, or that he lay rotting in his home for ages, it's that he didn't even have a mobile phone!

    Will we now see beggars on the streets holding a sign saying "Please help, no money for my phone top up"?
     
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  11. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Nah I imagine its Soggy Boggitt
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Apr 4, 2015
  12. Girt Bucket

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    how would that not scare the Birds off?
     
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  13. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of the old man Steptoe...

     
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