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A CPO evening with John Terry

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by CFC: Champs £launderx17, Mar 31, 2015.

  1. Chelsea Pensioner

    Chelsea Pensioner Well-Known Member

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    Struggling to understand why you are on here so often just to argue theory? By all means have your say, but why bother with a ticky tacky exchange about semantics so often? Dead boring. Surely you have something positive to say about something? Only been to Watford once, found a nice cafe.
     
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  2. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    He needs a girlfriend. He's the same on the United page, equally boring but less snide, but still with a chip on his shoulder.
     
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  3. BITKOSB

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    Spot on mate. Snide & boring is an excellent summary but the hatred of all things Chelsea is amusing. His intended persona is of a cool kid but he can't hide the seething and bitterness within.

    Credit where it is due, his knowledge of every Chelsea detail is impressive when the only information I could possibly offer about QPR without the possibility of contradiction is that they are quite simply 5hit.

    I spent 2 hours having a pi55 take on their board a couple of weeks back. Not once did I personally insult any individual (one of them wished I contracted aids :emoticon-0136-giggl) yet I was banned by the mafia mods without warning. Thankfully, our mods are far more tolerant so Watford will continue most of his life on here trying successfully to bore the ar5e off us all.
     
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  4. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    You've got him down to a tea.

    Those queens love songs about aids especially singing them about Chelsea's African players even when we are not in the same division
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Hi all. Will try and answer all points.

    Had a girlfriend for far too long until June last year. Had a good time since but starting to get close to being tied down again.

    Don't intend to come across as a cool kid, whatever that actually is. Just a regular bloke of 25. Like to go to the gym and play football and attempt to get my leg over on the weekend.

    Chelsea obviously aren't my favourite club but I wouldn't say I vehemently hate them or know every detail about them beyond what most knowledgeable football fans do. My new job is within sports betting so knowledge of all clubs has increased in recent weeks. As for posters knowing every detail about QPR, there's one on here who seems to know every away attendance we've ever had and regularly posts links to our official site.

    The real appeal of the page is the genuine idiocy of Ossie and those who have gone before him (CPofL, Robby etc.) but I also enjoy the occasional informed debate with District, Bodanki etc.

    Had the week off in between jobs with not loads to do during the days so have been on the site a bit more than usual.

    Off to watch some lower league football now but look forward to any replies, preferably none accusing me of *****philia but you never really know on here. All part of the fun.
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

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    Green tea is my favourite but a breakfast tea every now and again is welcome.

    Do you even know what snide means?
     
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  7. BITKOSB

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    The prosecution rests its case M'lord. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  8. King Ossie64

    King Ossie64 Well-Known Member

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    Called Bernard had a beard and smoked a pipe.:emoticon-0135-makeu

    Try Soho, you'll have far more luck.:eek:


    I'm not a racist BUT....:afro:

    Don't wanna burst your bubble pal but all of the above are not gay!

    Please hurry and find another job ZZZz

    :emoticon-0127-lipss:emoticon-0128-hi:
     
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  9. Blueman

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    Second flukiest CL win after yours in 1999 I take it.
     
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  10. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    25? You're 25?
     
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  11. luckywerthers

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    i thought he was at least 40
     
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  12. BITKOSB

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    To be honest I thought he was a lot older and his bitterness stemmed from the fact our lot used to terrorize them in years gone by.

    I particularly liked the bit where he needs to tell us on a football message board about his 'attempted' sexual exploits when I realised it was actually code for seeing QPR get fcuked over at the weekend. :emoticon-0136-giggl

    Anyway, now he's got a new job we'll probably get a few tips he may overhear as he's sweeping the bookies floor.
     
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  13. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    You've been 25 a long time if that is your photo. Why so bitter?
     
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  14. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Well it's not my photo, obviously.

    You know I'm not bitter about anything and to label me as such is typically lazy. I point out the flaws in your wumming from time to time and call out Ossie when he's being odious and childish but, really, what is there to be bitter about? As crap as we are this is one of the best QPR teams of my lifetime and all else is good.
     
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  15. King Ossie64

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  16. Stan

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    Anyone else going to follow Ossie's example and post a picture of their breakfast?
     
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  17. King Ossie64

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  18. Stan

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    Ossie's lunch.
     
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  19. King Ossie64

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  20. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    You'd have the best insults in the playground if you weren't 50 years too old.

    Be original, you can do it <ok>
     
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