"The Hull manager says he was 'disappointed' that the pictures were published and that he was baffled that anyone would be interested." Exactly. Only charon. Fine figure of a man anyway. The trunks are beauties too.
The trunks are hideous. Washed out colours and stretched elastic waistband in an insipid blue. He must have had them 10 years. He's a porker. An outed porker. A flabby flabster. The flabulator. Mr Flab and the flabby flabmeister. I'm with Mrs Flab. Get on a diet Steve. It's not flattering and we don't want to lose you. Courtesy of Ernie's Cruel to be Kind, say it as it is, initiative.
To be honest you could smuggle a ****ing eagle down there, nestling comfortably below the rolls of fat, and no one would notice. Cruel to be kind, folks. Cruel to be kind.
There once was a fat man called Steve Who's belly hung down to his knees The skin was elastic His players got ecstatic When they used it as a flying trapeze
There once was a caveman named Bob, Who saw it as some kind of job, To post on this forum, With no sense of decorum, Ow! There's a fishing hook stuck in my gob.
No offence to Bruce but I love a good limerick. There once was fat man called Bruce, Who's belly hung heavy and loose, His weight's gone to far, Now his liver's foie gras, But it does taste much better than goose. please log in to view this image
He was meant to be back to being lovable old Uncle Ern today Chazz. I miss the old Ern, this new one's just nasty and mean.
Sorry, I forget. He's fat, he's round, But happy in his own skin, I'll be bound. Stevie Bruce, Stevie Bruce. Doesn't scan but hopefully the sentiment is more loveable.
