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Off Topic Bathroom tap water

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by SuitedandBooted, Apr 1, 2015.

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Do you drink water from your bathroom tap

  1. Yes

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    59.1%

  2. No

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  1. HHH

    HHH Well-Known Member

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    I knew I could count on you to stick to the code.

    But it's a worry that some have revealed themselves as less than trustworthy. This is one of the few places a bloke can be himself and take off the mask of pretence we wear in front of our lasses and missuses.

    If the code dies we'd just be left with threads about football. And who the **** comes here for that.
     
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  2. Happy Tiger

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    Only if you **** in the bath.

    Which you probably do thinking about it.

    Dirty bastard.
     
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  3. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    I was quite specific in that it was Carmine's bathwater that may have been shat.

    I only do showers, sat in your own klinker water is not for me
     
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  4. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Why the hell would you want to drink his bath water?

    He thinks a wash is just squirting deodorant under his pits and putting a clean shirt on.



    (remember doing that eh CG?)
     
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    Happy Tiger, Apr 1, 2015
  5. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't want to drink it silly, he ****s in it.
     
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  6. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Bunch of fairies on here.

    Yes I recall the definition of a squaddie shower and yes I've followed through in the bath before.

    A mans man you see, unlike the Brylcreem Boys and their pansy like ways.

    Help me out Castro, apostrophe or not back there?
     
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    Carmine Galante., Apr 1, 2015
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    deffo. before the s. i realise i'm not castro, of course, dad.
     
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  8. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    I don't drink water......... fish **** in it.
     
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    PattyNchips2, Apr 2, 2015
  9. tigerscanada

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    Loft = Typhoid Towers.
     
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  10. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Come on then, on to the real issue of the day - who has the most bathrooms on N606?

    As Carmine I have 3, assuming that a bathroom doesn't have to contain an actual bath and instead 1) functioning toilet facilities and 2) functioning shower / washing facilities. If it needs an actual bath then I have 1. And in the interest of true bathroom abundance, how many do you have per person in the household? I live alone so have a totally unrequired 300% mark-up on amenities.

    Cue OLM with 17 or something, each adorned with pictures of a semi-naked Leslie Ash astride a Vespa.....
     
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  11. originallambrettaman

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    Just the three for me, one each for the current household.

    They all have a bath, or they wouldn't be a bathroom.

    None have a bidet.

    Or pictures of Leslie Ash.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Apr 2, 2015
  12. TigerRoo

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    Rare photo of OLM with Leslie Ash (before the poor beautiful girl botoxed her lips):

    please log in to view this image


    Have a look at OLM's avatar if you don't believe me. It's HIM all right!:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  13. BrisbaneTiger

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    We only have one bathroom, plus an en suite which only has a shower, so as OLM says can't qualify as a bathroom....
    BUT... we do have a big inground bath in the garden, so does the garden count as a bathroom?

    Mind you even if it does thats still only two...... :emoticon-0132-envy:
     
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    BrisbaneTiger, Apr 2, 2015
  14. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    This is all news to me. So if you haven't got a bath in there - I haven't had a bath in about 3 years - but all the other facilities, is it just a showerroom?
     
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  15. originallambrettaman

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    It is, though it's normally called a shower-room or shower room.

    Check out these beauties... http://www.home-designing.com/2014/03/shower-room-design
     
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  16. Tobes

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    3 bathrooms (2 en-suites plus a family bathroom, all with shower and bath) plus 2 other toilets.

    Get me. <laugh>
     
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  17. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    I had no idea. I'm aware of wetrooms but I just thought a standard room with a shower was still a bathroom. Every day's a school day and all that.

    And it shouldn't be. We don't say bath room or bath-room.

    edit - some of them are amazing. I'm 100% getting one of these.
     
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    bum_chinned_crab, Apr 2, 2015
  18. Kempton

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    I keep a bottle of spring water by my bed. It's Evian too :emoticon-0147-emo:
     
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    Kempton, Apr 2, 2015
  19. DMD

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    Three bathrooms?

    How much coal does one household need? <yikes>
     
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    DMD, Apr 2, 2015
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  20. Girt Bucket

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    If your to tilt your head , when drinking from a bathroom tap. Are there any Stats on dying from water on the brain.?
     
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