It's back and it's as big as it's ever been. There's a whole range of magnificent spring ****ery to pick from this month. There'll be no vote changing this month as I noticed several change their votes in the February comp after events happening in March. Here's the selections The Allams - The Airco eviction, claiming victory on the appeal, that interview by Ehab... AKCJ - for criticising Andy Robertsons birthday charity gift. Gus Poyet - for kicking off in the home match v Sunderland. Jon Moss - the ref v Leicester away, what a useless massive twat he was. The FA - for charging us because of that referees diabolical wrong decisions, and also handing the Allams a lifeline to carry out this name change bullshit even longer. Riyad Mahrez - for rolling around pretending to be hurt trying to get Alex Bruce sent off. Danny Cohen - for making a big do out of the Clarkson saga, bringing it to media and public attention, in doing so pressuring the BBC higher ups into laying Jezza off and ultimately being responsible for the demise of Top Gear, one of televisions and Britains greatest shows. Wade Wilson - for some incredible puerile nappy filling after each and every game in March. City Lover - the FC fan pretending to be a city fan attempting to sabotage the good name of our clubs supporters and stir trouble between the two sets of fans. Just a massive **** in general. Notable omissions Steve Bruce - fair play, his break from competition is well earned, and unbelievably this is the first time he hasn't been involved in a monthly competition. Well done Brucey. The Alps crash mass murdering pilot - just too much of a ****, he's disqualified in the name of fair competition. Voting closes Wednesday 8th April at 1600 hours. May the biggest **** win!
A top quality competition this month, and I have to say that not being able to vote for Andy Bollockbrain hurts as much as it would if I was sticking pins in my eyes, but it's surely one of those competitions this month when you simply cannot see past the very first competitors!
Where's Duckenfield the copper who finally admitted last month after 25 years that he lied about the behaviour of Liverpool fans? He'd always said Liverpool fans forced the outside gates open when in fact he ordered them opened. If that's not a **** then what is?
Another notable omission. Truth be told he completely slipped my mind, he wasn't mentioned in the nominee thread someone put up the other day either so I'm not the only one.
I can actually add him in and enable the option to change votes if people want. He would usually be omitted for being far too big a **** in the name of fair competition, but as we have that **** of a pilot he at least has someone to face off against. So if people want them included we can make this what should be a two horse race. Discuss.
http://www.not606.com/threads/well-done-andy-robertson.294956/ Allams are going to walk this, and rightly so the ****ing ****s.
No Bob, it's widely accepted that those two are supercunts, let's allow the Allam's to have their moment of glory, they've worked extremely hard to get the vote this month.
This is one in the eye for Allam. It is my firm belief that he held off confirming the fresh application until today (April) so as to SPECIFICALLY dodge the COTM nominations. Sadly, he forgot the other bad things be did, and it was all in vain. A small victory, but one we should claim nonetheless.
After the COTS vote we should get a "**** OF THE SEASON 14/15" banner done with the winner's mug shot on.
Nowadays I think of The Allams as de facto COTM winners every month so I like to be original in voting. However, with today's decision they've already got April COTM sewn up, de facto or otherwise.