Didn't know what to put, Dan, probably because you're the closest thing to normal on here, but also didn't want to leave you out. Feel privileged if anything, you cantankerous old ****
Incidentally, I don't usually get very moralistic on here but have to say some of those tags are brutal.
Fk sake, the tags are bang out of order anne marie filmed nig-nog raping young venom, anne marie gagged on coons cock as vpd w@nked, anne marie laughed as dinneen was raped, anne marie w@nked mutt into venoms mouth, anne marie's used tampon found in vpd xmas list, anne marie caught venom giving young bro gobble, venom tongued mums minge after coon shot load
GC Users Persona: The opposite of what they are in real life Jiffy - loves tits n hates huns Gambol - bitter drunk Venom - pseudo intellectual **** Beale - Michael Jackson Monaco - bitter drunk hun Dev - rage-a-holic ER - old man ST - veggie **** Toby - moaning hipster Trev - bampot fae the shire Edge - family man who loves bum fun Dan - catholic guilt ridden Watford fan Mick - irish pseudo intellectual **** Keerun - PIRA member (secretary) Medro - UVF member (secretary) Rebel - English Irish history teacher
Venom - Dangerous loner with affection issues. Probable ***** ST - weak ****. Launched out of Ayrshire for bummin offences. Prowls Edinburgh for kids who like to say "Yes" Pud - Obese Protestant. Possibly Dev's son. Beale - small man with bitterness issues. Chased out of Dumbarton by "The Rock Loyalists". Now stalks Big Senga to piss Trev off. Mick - Using an advance information harvester, he uses Not606 user profiles to create multiple personalities that he uses when he visits various tax havens to launder his IRA money. Monica - aka Garngad Pape - from his Royston road bolthole, organises Irish republican marches through the Garngad to generate funds for his VPN subscription costs Dev - aka "The Bomb" no one know when he's about to blow Jiffy - in a vain attempt to conceal from us that he's Venom's bro, he makes up all these persona's to mask the fact that he's registered disabled. Toby - Champagne socialist. Brought up in French aristocracy, likes to peddle the myth that he's a smelly skint tramp but actually lives in Kensington and shags Joan Collins Dan - UDA sleeping cell, collecting information for the ghost of Ian Paisley. Trev - Upper class simpleton in the Boris Jonson mould though hair is ginger. Gambol - 100% *****phile. Never shagged anyone older than 11yo. ER - Man of the Earth, possibly Son of God, we should cherish him before he is killed by the Jews.
