The perforated Nigel sweep.

In recent years Englandurs trips to Italy for football matches have invariably ended up in a few Nigels getting chibbed.

So how many will end up tetleyfied tonight?

I shall plump for 4 badly wounded and one seriously deed.

 

I'll have a tenner on 3 stabbed none deid.

 

Lucky it's only a friendly eh

 

5 nigels

1 guido

 

Since when did any Englishman worry about a few knife wielding woppoes?

 

And midweek too Gas. No fatalities is probably a good shout.

 

Julius Ceasar?

 

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Oops yees just got sliced up on the park

 

Graziano Pelle. I'm cool with that (oh when the Saints!).

 

Eyeties just scored, that'll keep the natives blades in their pockets if they go on to win.

Ahm changing ma bet to 2 stabbed with an each way on a deid.

Bet in play.

If the ****s score again ahm gonna cash out.

 

what a sad **** you are.

 

I'm sticking a score on half a dozen concussions due to over exuberant local Poliza batons.

 

Actually I am pretty happy at the mo. Stick around though, a few more hawfs might see a depression setting in

 

Oh ho. England have scored The odds on a mortal blow have plummeted.

 

We just equalised.

I'll stick with the live betting and up it to 5 stabbed one deid.

 

His attempted invasion of Britain was his big fail, take it from me, I've found no Roman coins dating before the second century AD.

 

*England

The Romans never invaded Scotland.

 

Nope, Scotland came later.

 

Yep, we built it above the big wall the Romans put up.