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Off Topic Banging a granny. *WARNING*

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Commachio, Mar 29, 2015.

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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Well all I look for in a woman is a pulse, not even necessarily a strong one, so yup I would.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 29, 2015
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  2. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    I'd sooner die.
     
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    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    I'd rather shoot myself in the mouth with **** than go anywhere near that <yikes>
     
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    QWOP, Mar 29, 2015
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Ok, you now have taken over Billys mantle, as the sickest puppy on here.<yikes>
     
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    Commachio, Mar 29, 2015
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  5. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Thank **** for that, I thought I was weird.
     
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    Billy Death, Mar 29, 2015
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  6. Nostalgic

    Nostalgic Well-Known Member

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    Tell you what lads, you'd be surprised what happens on the bingo bus. Best part is non of them remember the next morning.
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I've found Gill T Azell, the mucky ****er.

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    Granny-lover Gill T Azell, the mucky **** from Sunderland, also has six different elderly ladies, aged between 68 and 92,

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    No ****ing shame has our Gill.


    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/nanna-love-meet-super-cougar-5422853
     
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    Commachio, Mar 30, 2015
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  8. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    ****ing hell, I feel sick!
     
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    Billy Death, Mar 30, 2015
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    As long as Gill is happy.<laugh>
     
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    Commachio, Mar 30, 2015
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You only feel dirty afterwards.

    Plus, if you get one with Alzheimer's you don't have to worry about them crying rape, when you kick them out afterwards.

    Plus, they don't need BFH, they can get on the bus for free.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Mar 30, 2015
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  11. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    I don't feel very well!
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Mar 30, 2015
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>

    It is quite a stomach churning thread. Which **** posted this rubbish?<yikes>
     
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    Commachio, Mar 30, 2015
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    In a few years you'll look like her and you'll probably still want somebody to jump aboard the Comm-Express.

    Somebody's got to pork 'em.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Mar 30, 2015
  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    There's nee ****ing chance, i'm lasting that long.
     
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    Commachio, Mar 30, 2015
  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>
    Some guest is reading this thread. I'd forgot all about it.

    Urrgghhhh.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 4, 2016
  16. The Relic

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    Hello mate, glad to see you back. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  17. Nostalgic

    Nostalgic Well-Known Member

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    Not happy looking at your future then.:emoticon-0158-time:
     
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  18. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    Look properly, Rel . . . . <doh>

    <laugh>

    Oh knackers . . . . I've just acknowledged reading this :bandit:
     
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  19. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    Is that what tiger woods is doing since he gave up golf ?
     
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  20. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    I've always stood by my 3 principles before i hump anything.
    Is it Clean?
    Is it warm?
    is it wet? (yeah i know, you can always spit on it)
    Age doesn't come into my categories until now, so now i will be adding
    How old is it? (depending on what it looks like after 6 Stella's that is like)
     
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    crumble bungle, Apr 4, 2016
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