Off Topic Banging a granny. *WARNING*

Ok so i'm guessing Billy would, but come on, i'll be a tad worried if anyone else can look at this, and not have a little bit of sick, appear in their mouth.





Pensioner Shirley Andrews, 80, has dated men half her age and stars in adult films

At 80, most pensioners enjoy putting their feet up, but Shirley Andrews has no intention of living the quiet life.

Shockingly, the OAP regularly sleeps with toyboys – and has racked up more than 1,000 lovers.

Unwilling to stick to men her own age, Shirley has dated men as young as 18, and is currently seeing five squeezes under 35.

Incredibly, sprightly Shirley – who enjoys knitting and crochet – also works as a porn star.

The mum-of-one, who lives in a retirement home in California, says: “Age is just a number. I may be old, but that doesn’t mean I can’t have a great sex life.

“I prefer younger guys – they like that I’m dominant and know what I’m doing in the bedroom. They have more energy and are eager to please, too! I’ve always been sexual and I’ve slept with more than 1,000 men. It keeps me young and fit – I don’t plan on stopping any time soon."





Get ready for the picture....you have been warned, so click of now and don't scroll down if you have a weak stomach.

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Anyone else feel a little bit sick now?


Apart from Billy, who's probably reaching for the tissues.

 

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

just puked me brekkie back up man !

 

They couldn't produce enough Viagra to make that work for me.......................Nee Chance

 

Seen worse Comm.

Question is, would you rather slot that old bag of chicken skin or knowingly pork a post-op tranny?

 

In a town near you
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/britains-oldest-prostitute-85-years-old-still-3571324

 

That would be just WRONG !

 

Even I wouldn't go that far.

 

fibber

 

Depends how many beers I've had and if anybody is going to find out

 

what about after a few beers, it was in the dark and she took her teeth out?.........................................

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My first search on porn sites is mature then granny, at my age seems about the correct search

 

Well I've always been into the older woman but at my age I'd guess you're right.

 

Never been there but I've heard its a canny blow job

 

Ffs, you 2 need locking up...did you actually look at the kip of that owld hag in the pic?

Type in blue waffle on a un safe search, to see what her rancid blurt, will probably look like.

 

There must be easier ways of getting someone to make your dinner!

 

Comm, women are like good wine, they get better with age.

 

If I take my glasses of that bird looks fine in my memory.

 

Comm, can you pass the lass's number to Relic and Nostalgic. They like them young

 

They are already out hard at work.

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mind one of then seems to be doing ok.

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