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    Lovely? If every woman looked like them two every bloke in the country would be gay or into bestiality.
     
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    Not every single person in those classes, but if speaking generally then yes that's what I'm saying.

    Monaco isn't far wrong there though, I'd much rather bang a posh bird, than a common bird. In my experiences posh birds generally look after themselves better. Plus some common girls accents are a major turn off.

    Looks also assist you in becoming successful in life. Your much more likely to get promotions and earn more money if your good looking. I know you'll likely claim that is a ridiculous statement but it's very much true.:biggrin:
     
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    They are horrendous aren't they? Those ****ing teeth, they could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.

    Which reminds me of the words of Johnny Bryant regarding Fergie, he said "fingering her was like feeding an apple to a hungry pony".
     
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    I'm off to the pub anyway, ciao
     
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    And as for these 2 ah wid, and you probably wid aswell given half the chance :biggrin:
     
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    <laugh> It is very clear that the person who gave the ultimate consent for Charles and Andrew to marry was a rabid republican.
     
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    Don't think for a minute that I'll "claim that is a ridiculous statement", that would be putting it kindly. Ridiculous does not come into it, Ridiculous has packed its bags and Insanity has moved in.
     
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    Yes - it does rather beg the question "have you seen the different Cabinets over the last hundred or so years?". It's also no wonder the banks ****ed up - all the executives were too busy getting beauty treatment and admiring each other to worry about the balance sheets.
     
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    Probably putting on their make up using the rear view mirror in their Astons whilst puffing on a phat Cuban (ooer missus) and drinking Bollinger out of their Camel Packs.
     
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    This reminds me of that loony who was claiming that the Jews were living the life of Riley in the concentration camps <rofl>
     
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    Looks will massively help you in politics, as it's sad to say but you'll definately get more votes if your better looking than your main rival.

    You can even look through the history of general elections, and there's a definate trend of the better looking leader between The Tories and Labour winning the election.

    There are plenty of voters out there that no very little about policies and how they affect everything. :biggrin:
     
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    Aye, Neville Chamberlain was like a young Tyrone Power and Churchill had the cheekbones of Errol Flynn and the dash of David Niven.
     
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    And John Major wasn't allowed out in public because women only had to look at him to induce multiple orgasms.
     
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    With apologies to Toby for plagiarism: exhibit A
     
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    Politics in Britain changed when Blair came in, he was charismatic, even though I didn't like the ****. Shergar is right, Britain won't have another pig ugly pm for years. It is a popularity contest now( yes I know obviously it always has been for votes etc) now though people vote for looks not policies
     
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    Let's not forget about Edwina Currie. What a babe.
     
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    Absolutely. Put her, Anne Widdicombe, Margaret Beckett, Diane Abbott and Claire Short to work in a lap dancing club and every bloke in the country would flock to it.
     
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    Ah wid<ok>
     
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    You have to take into account who they beat to gain power, let's just look at some of the recent ones

    Blair > Major
    Blair > Hague
    Blair > Howard
    Cameron > Brown

    I'm not saying any are particularly handsome, but it's quite clear the better looking of the 2 won each election :biggrin:
     
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    Shergar, you've actually just outed yourself as a raging *****poof.

    Have you told your parents yet?
     
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