The Pacman...

But do you think they worked hard, and that they inherited their Intelligence - which is naturally superior to that of you average Pleb?

 

Yes, yes I do.

 

Can you provide any examples of the Hard Work they have done, or any evidence that they are currently working on a cure for Cancer?

 

Who said they are trying to find a cure for cancer? By **** you don't half go off on some tangents

 

Their mum obviously shagged the gardener.

 

That isn't a very nice thing to say, have you any proof of this?

 

FFS Gerard, I thought you were one of the Uber Rich intelligetsia?

A Cure for Cancer was a sarcastic throwaway comment, an analogous way of ranking the intelliegnce of an individual, like Brain Surgery, or Rocket Science. I was inferring that far from being intelligent, most of the Royals (who are paying all this Tax for things like ***s, booze and Aston Martins) are thick as ****e in the neck of a bottle, despite receiving the best education that my money can buy.

Come on now I know its early but up your game.

 

No - but we do know she was a walking sperm bank.

 

You have been weird the last few days, are you sure you are ok?

 

That is not a very nice thing to say, have you any proof of this?

 

See this is where you let yourself down, its too obvious.

 

Plenty.

 

Just trying to be nice mate, it is just in my nature.

 

I am worried too - Shergar has turned him into Citizen Smith

 

Let's have the proof that you speak of.

 

Did they not get divorced on the grounds that she couldn't keep her knickers on?

 

Will Carling (Rugby chin)
James Hewitt (Harry's Dad)
Hasnay Khan (Surgeon)
Dodi Fayed (Rich guy)(dead)
James Gilbey (Car Salesman)
Barry Mannakee (Bodyguard)(dead)
Bryan Adams (Canadian Rocker)
Oliver Hoare (Art Dealer)(there's a joke here)

 

The mother of those lovely girls you posted got shagged by the above people??? Or have you done a massive Mindy and got your Royals mixed up?

 

Correct, well spotted, I was just testing you

To be fair it took less time than Fergie, hers probably runs to a few pages.