Ten seconds to time travel

If King Moog presented himself to you this very instant and informed you that you were going to be sent to the Neolithic era for 72 hours, which items would you grab from the room you are currently in?

You only have ten seconds to gather up these items.

And how/why do you think they would assist you?

 

A Neolithic axe head and a ball of string.
The benefits are obvious.

 

Is the axe head on your wall or in a display cabinet?

 

There are three in a box, also a ****ing big knife I found which would come in handy.

 

In ten seconds I could probably grab my snouts and lighter, a pot of Berol markers, a Nespresso machine and a biography of Magda Goebbels.

 

1 1/2 Ounce, 100 *** papers, 50g tobacco.

I'm ready.

 

My wind proof lighter, cigarettes and a bottle of wine. I would be their God for bringing them instant fire and instant happiness!

 

The universal remote control.

Nothing worse than watching the same channel for 72hrs!

 

Ye wid need to take the telly anaw ya eejit.

 

Aye cause if he takes the TV and the remote he'll be able to plug it into a socket sure enough.

I'm sure there will be hunners of stuff to watch as well. Don't forget your sky box.

 

Why not join in the joke, such as it was, instead of getting all Toby about it ya fud?

 

Cause the jokes ****e.

 

Nobody claimed it wasn't.

Yer a right wee Toby today.

 

Jokes on you cos you never brought a lighter

 

I wasn't joking and its a good thing I know how to make a fire then eh?

 

Fair enough if you don't mind rubbing 2 boy scouts together every time you feel like sparking up.

 

Toby ^^^^

 

MD is being a right Toby, isn't he?

 

So you were being serious about travelling back in time?

 

Pair of you are just jelly.