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Ten questions that must be answered for the sake of humanity

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  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    If Robert Fleck came knocking, would you share your Easter egg with him?

    How would you best escape the Moonies?

    Why were terrapins exiled from France?

    Would the ghost of Des Lynam be a smug twat?

    Did Hitler keep a box of earwigs in his 'special' drawer?

    Droitwich?

    Can semen ever be used to bond light materials such as sequins and crepe paper?

    Has Morocco ever produced a scientist of great worth?

    In an emergency, what would you use as a replacement testicle?

    Can you believe that Bexhill-on-Sea is a principality?
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Abd as-Salam ibn Mohammed ibn Ahmed al-Hasani al-Alami al-Fasi (1834-1895) was a scientist from Fes.

    He was an expert in the field of astronomy, mathematics and medicine. Al-Alami was the author of several books in these fields and the designer of solar instruments.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I don't know how I'd escape from the Moonies, but I did once offer to fist a pair of Jehova's Witnesses. They never knocked on my door again...
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    That is two of the questions answered.

    Good work, chaps!
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Chaps are worn by cowboys to stop their legs chafing while riding horses all day.
     
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    11. What makes young Toby such a happy go lucky chap?
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    A bouncy ball.

    I'd rape them to death.

    Seeing the effect it has on toilet roll, yes.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I'm now a moonie... Just sayin like
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    1) Jip doesn't share food.

    2) I'd happily remain their captive.

    3) Because they were turtley out of order <sorry>

    4) Yes.

    5) No, he kept them on the occasional table in the hall.

    6) Sometimes.

    7) It should be discouraged.

    8 ) Aladdin.

    9) A raw brussel sprout.

    10) Yes, I once lived there and voted for its upgrade from duchy.
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    "Droitwich? I asked you to keep that between ourselves."

    <laugh>
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    We aren't on about the size of your face.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    We aren't on about the size of your face.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    In case you never heard the first time
     
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    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Droitwich:

    It's a town near where I live. It's a weird place though not as weird as the the residents of Malvern.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    And water laugh they are.
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    If you're in the Malvern district, head over to the Elgar's birthplace at Lower Broadheath.

    When I dream of a perfect England, Nimrod plays in my mind.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That's a Green Day album right?
     
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    After today, I won't be about for a while. I need to have some bits and pieces seen to, removed, and rearranged.

    PMs will be sent to the relevant parties before midnight.
     
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    That is truly bizarre, Dev. My son is currently listening to Green Day - very loudly!

    It's like one of those moments when you're are reading and someone on the TV says the exact same word at that very moment.
     
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