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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina., Mar 27, 2015.

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  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    I mean clocks go forward this weekend.

    Do they, aye?

    Aye they do.

    Spring -----> forward Fall <------- back.

    You're welcome.
     
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    Tina., Mar 27, 2015
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  2. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Apparently you can get a kidney infection from bum sex - the e-coli from the colon can travel up your urinary tract and infect your kidneys. I already told Edge about the old e-coli, and said he probably should stop sticking his tongue up there. Anyway I learned that bit of worrying knowledge when researching a kidney infection, which it turns out I don't have. Good times.
     
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  3. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    ^^****^^
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    This thread is where the old and the infirm come to die slowly, but not quietly. <ok>
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Is it just me or are Rich Tea biscuits getting smaller?
     
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  6. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Everything is getting smaller apart from those things that have got bigger.
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    No, it's just your fingers are getting fatter and that makes them look smaller.
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Fixed.

    You're welcome. <whistle>
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Oh the banter
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Makes no sense to me :huh:
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    The mechanics of heterosexual lovemaking?

    Not surprised by that in the slightest...
     
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  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Fall forward; spring back <ok>
     
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  13. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I've been tonguing her farter and ramming it for about 15 years and never befell any exotic disease.

    Man up you ginger freak and get with the programme FFS
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Anyone else saying that would be acceptable but you? A bit like Pud having a go at someone for being a bit fat.
     
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    same here man
     
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  16. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Nice in't it.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Fall down; spring back up.
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

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    You get a bit of back ache and think your kidney's are failing, get a grip.
     
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  19. stopmeandslapme

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    *Spring Forward, Autumn Back.
     
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  20. Mick

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    Swelling is pushing on my spinal cord apparently - it's ****ing weird, feels like an organ pain - like your stomach feels after 4 days in India, only in your lower back.
     
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