About F******g Time

A jump the dyke. Aye, every day I feel guilty.

 

They'll be so heavily redacted it won't actually be worth releasing them.

 

I know. I get telt it all the time.

 

Some of that explosive content just in:

 

Someone said that to me about 5 minutes ago Dan, I don't know if they can redact them.

 

In fact, dev, I know I said you don't count but maybe I should have said you can't count, you have too many "*"s in your title.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_spider_memos

 

I believe it would depend on the legislation under which they've been requested. If it's under the Freedom of Information Act there's all manner of loopholes - apparently....*

* I haven't read any reports on this yet so apologies if it's already been said that it isn't FoI

 

Ma ******...correct me if I'm wrong but is that no what Beale calls his mammy?

 

Haven't seen her since I was 4. She ran away with a honkey

 

I can recall when Charlie boy was caught out telling Camilla he wanted to be her Tampon. Wonder if he sent similar words to the PM of the time as every PM in living memory is a ****.

 

It was probably Gambol.

 

Wouldn"t that be a donkey though?

 

Can't be arse with all this anti-Protestant sectarianism.

Mick, wipe my account from your sectarian site.

 

Oh stop acting like a fenian

 

*honky

 

Yes. As in hung like one.

 

*honkey

 

*honky

 

^^^ puts tampons up bum