I won't be bringing him. like I said he's been converted into a Christmas Tree fairy, but he's been all over with me, The races, protests, nightclubs, all over. He's been everywhere but an arsehole please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image Simon is a Geezer! Hard as ****. He once bit a hole in a man's cheek.
Found Simon in a sex shop bargin bin. I had to save him I've got a vivid imagination. Rein it on on here but i'm a wired ****a.
Gan on then, as others have but I expect the trend to continue. Excuse the nail varnish, lost a drinking bet that night.
@Funky Dick get in Bri good to see you mate, actually very close to how I thought you might look. Was I what you were expecting? Just curious. Like