It's almost the end of the month; time soon to think about who will be this month's cotm. I've got three candidates in mind; a) Nigel Pearson, the soon to be the ex manager of an ex Premier League team. We could change the award name to "prick of the month" just for him, b) Paul Ince. The ex international midfielder who seems determined to derail his son's football career. "Governess of the month." c) Jeremy Clarkson, the ex BBC presenter of Top Gear ,who thinks it's ok to deck colleagues because steak isn't on the menu. We could have an award dinner for him - a cold buffet, of course. W***er of the month.
Pearson is already a winner and therefore can't compete in any more monthly competitions as he's already in the final. I've been taking notes this month and both Ehab and Assem have made the shortlist though I can't decide whether to pitch them together as 'The Allams' or seperately.
Split them up as we all know both of them are Cs but which one is the biggest this month ? Ehab this time It takes some doing to beat his old man in this catagory
Diego Costa for acting like a big baby when Alex Bruce tackled him? All the PLW Chelsea fans in the home stands against Chelsea?
Combine them, splitting them up may mean neither of them win as people will be unsure which one to pick.
Ref vs Leicester? Mahrez? The FA for fining us for failure to control our players? That guy that came on here having a go at Elmo and Bruce?
All except the last guy are on the shortlist, although I'm not sure there's much point in including him, he doesn't come close to the rest.
When considering the evidence it really does seem that March was like living in ****sville, Tennessee.