Posters' wives that have had Gastric Bands (fitted)

Gambol feels a right Tit...except he doesn't.

 

Aye. So **** off



She got her new D's about 3 years before we split up. So I got plenty use of them. They were **** though. Hard silicone, felt crappy. I never told her how much I disliked them.

After that I was seeing a burd who had her tits done and they felt great, natural, ye would never guess she'd had them done, twice. I actually dropped her off and picked her up from the Hospital when she got her second op of C's to DD's.

I fully inspected them by touch and sight. Couldny see a scar. Still got the photies.

As for the ex wifies hard silicone tits they were horrible to touch. She'll have them hanging off her when she's in her 50's, 60's, 70's and in her coffin. Dumb cow.

 

It's their left tit I have a problem with.

 

The bitterness is still strong

 

...and then some

 

So did you make a clean breast of it Gambol?

 

He's milking it now

 

We need to nip these puns in the bud.

 

Haha in school we went on a physics trip to some convention in the SECC and Gareth from How2 was there

 

wot skool did u go 2 bro?

 

I remember the Original How. Jack Hargreaves = Ledge

 

And a first class pair of thruppenies they are too.

 

Where do I reserve the username Gambol's Ex's Plastic Tits for future use?

 

I don't think it's been copyrighted so knock yerself oot.

...hang on, I just copyrighted it.

 

The above posts leads me to a question.

What are everybody's thoughts about bolt on tits?

I've had the displeasure of playing with crappy ones, and, the pleasure of playing with fantastic ones (the surgeon should be knighted for his contribution to perfect tittery)

 

Which pair performed best on the pearl necklace test?