1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

German Plane Crash data

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Anilingus Aficionado, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2011
    Messages:
    35,099
    Likes Received:
    46,464
    Rumours abound that fighter jets were spotted escorting the plane shortly before it crashed into the Alps.

    http://www.flightradar24.com/data/airplanes/d-aipx/#5d42675

    Using the data below, you can see that the plane never lost any speed as it hurtled towards the Earth indicating that the pilot(s) were probably drugged by CIA officials before taking off.

    please log in to view this image


    Also, the BBC are reporting that Nobel prize nominee Gabriel Lippmann was on board which will no doubt fuel conspiracy theoriests the world over.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-32030270
     
    #1
    Girvan Loyal 1690 and gas like this.
  2. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    19,124
    Likes Received:
    6,716
    Hmmm very interesting, looks like someone is in the ****.
     
    #2
  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    36,075
    Likes Received:
    20,968
    Just watch this thread get ruined by thick ****s making puns.

    Just like every ****ing thread on here.

    I miss thefanwithnoname :frown:
     
    #3
  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2011
    Messages:
    40,526
    Likes Received:
    17,744
    well it's plane to see what happened.
     
    #4
    rogueleader and Null like this.
  5. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    15,683
    Likes Received:
    1,320
  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,027
    I can see this conspiracy theory running out of gas or being shot down in flames.
     
    #6
  7. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    15,683
    Likes Received:
    1,320
    I think it has wings myself.
     
    #7
  8. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    19,124
    Likes Received:
    6,716
    No need to get in a flap over it.
     
    #8
  9. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    19,443
    Likes Received:
    3,690
    Maybe I am just being incredibly naive but I tend to think it was just a tragic accident with either human or mechanical errors inolved. To be fair, if the airline was owned by someone who I didn't like, I'd be the first to start espousing conspiracy theories...
     
    #9
  10. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    15,683
    Likes Received:
    1,320
    Did you click the BBC link Dan?
     
    #10

  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,564
    Likes Received:
    18,215
    Heard on the news the plane took 8 minutes to descend to it's impact with the mountains. <yikes>

    The passengers' throats must have been red raw screaming for that length of time.
     
    #11
  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,027
    Do you think the families will receive compensation? Like a parachute payment?
     
    #12
  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,027
    And their underwear would have been a right old mess too.
     
    #13
  14. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    19,443
    Likes Received:
    3,690
    <steam> yep - just had to go and throw up
     
    #14
  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,027
    You not like the BBC then Dan?
     
    #15
  16. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    19,443
    Likes Received:
    3,690
    I like the BBC a lot but i don't think that it was responsible for the link posted <boak smiley>
     
    #16
  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2011
    Messages:
    15,541
    Likes Received:
    2,320
    Crashed planes? With the anniversary of Munich only six weeks ago? You insensitive bastard, Edge :frown:
     
    #17
  18. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    14,150
    Likes Received:
    3,751
    please log in to view this image
     
    #18
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,564
    Likes Received:
    18,215
    Still, 8 minutes to impending death...

    A fight would have broke out on the plane as all the blokes try to rape the best lookin wimmin.
     
    #19
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,564
    Likes Received:
    18,215
    ****in hell <laugh>

    I just clicked on the link <boak>
     
    #20

Share This Page