Dopes on a Rope Rap My name is JONTY, they call me the big pork pie I speak no evil, see no evil and I never tell a lie. I got all my little followers, Cos I filtered the cheery gang I don’t need a toff to gloat and scoff and tell me what I am, I’m a dreary with a Capital Doughnut; I’m a dope with a Capital D, I already know I’m a comedy show; I’m not that stupid you see, Let me tell you, I let others do the abusing, while I sit back and laugh I’m very shirky when it comes to worky Let the other dopes take the gaff. Take it away Dopes, I’m HFL, have faith in Leeds, I hide behind my name, I know very little and less about nowt and F-all about the game, Let me tell you, I’m a walking contradiction, Hypocrisy on legs, When I spew the shi.t I look like a ti.t with a face full of scrambled eggs. moving on, I’m MattyP and this here’s Jud we’re the Bill and Ben of the West, He’s the one with a very small dong And I got the 54 breasts, Oh yeah, We act like little sissy’s, and we talk like little weed, Jud looks like a wum in a pot of dung But I love the way he plants his seed, All together now, We are the Dopies, we’re the dopies on a rope We’re on a road to no where, for us there is no hope, We even tried confession, to absolve us of our sins it’s done the rounds we’re a bunch of clowns cos the priest wouldn’t let us in. Come on, Geldered is my handle, I’m a doughnut dope by fame, I’m a big abuser and a bigger loser, that’s why everybody knows my name. Let me tell you, One day I’ll have to admit it, and admit it to myself, I’m a dope on a rope with a nob in my gob cos I suck at everything else. It’s true, I hate that Luvr with a passion; he makes me CRINGE!! inside, I use abuse but what’s the use, he always seems to turn the tide. I use every ounce of my intelligence, granted that's not much, without any fear he brings me to tear, when he kicks me in the crutch. I’ve used everyone I could muster; I’ve turned them against his name, he puts’em in their place throwing egg on their face then shoot’s us all down in flames. I can’t cope, you’re up Deutscher, Germany is my name, I’m here to show and tell, I’m reely tuff wen it cums to stuf I kan tipe and I kan spel, Stand aside, I read my bedtime story, then I sing a nursery rhyme, Cos I learnt to read from my keyboard keys I can now count up to nine. I’m rough, I’m tough, I’m a BOUNCER!! at the local nursery school, wi’me plastic rattle I’m ready for battle, and break all the kiddy rules, I said I’M A ROUGHY TOUGHY!!, I’m badder than a babies bot, I eat dinky toys for breakfast and do woopsies in my cot, I got noddy on my jamas, my nappies have a clown, So you all know and I can show there’s a dope on a rope in town. All together now We are the Dopies, We’re the dopies on a rope We’re on a road to no where For us there is no hope, We even tried confession To absolve us of our sins It’s got around we’re a bunch of clowns cos the priest wouldn’t let us in. This is not aimed at anyone on not606. If this contravenes anything Elland feel free to take it down.
more on this one these days bucks, moving away from JA more and more. I've written some other raps, or so called raps on JA before.
Yo, yo, yo, Glory is his name... He's never to blame... He has a great aura... He's a keyboard warrior... Known as Chippy... And boy, he's lippy... But all said and done... He's a whole lot of fun... And our number one...
up to the word lippy, I thought, I'm not responsible for the up coming nuclear holocaust that might happen.....
I'm honest as they come Eire... here's a would be example, Our lad Eire is a corker of a looker, he has no need to go with a hooker, cos all the girls around the world swoon when they see this handsome F-ucker.......
How about this Shako, our lads Eire and Shako are corkers of a looker they have no need to go with hookers, cos all the girls around the world swoon when they see these handsome F-uckers......
