According to this highly accurate, scientifically sound census I am in fact.........Gambol. Unfortunately after a quick digit check I can categorically state, im a ****.
Scottish **** won the euro millions http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/thailand-suicide-scot-21-hired-5377438
I hope someone doesn't now give millions to the save the pikey foundation or set up a luxury swingers club or this site is in serious ****!