there was this time i was in the hospital visitin scan after he got injured by a slab falling and this tidy wee nurse was givin me the eye so i took her into a closet and ****ed her rotten and then she says can i have ur number baby and i says naw cos dont think for a second that cos the closet was dark i didnt notice oure actually a guy so he took the huff so i went up to scan and gave him his grapes and daffodils, he says awright ross, i says naw no really just ****ed this nurse and it turns out it was a male nurse he says thats nothin he made me suck his testes as he satisfied himsel over my face and i was like are u jestin and he says naw gods honest truth and produced a uv lamp and shone it on his face and lo and behold his face went luminous so anyway we hatched a plan to get rid of the filthy prick and i wont go into details but it never came off so i says right scan sit tight i'll handle this just need to go up the road and get some supplies/ammunishon etc and he was like right fine but dont take too long well i did take long cos i never went back i never want to speak of this whole sorry episode again would just rather forget it tbh
